Spyro and Malefor: The Love They Share

Chapter 5
Have You Ever Seen the Rain?

Ignitus knew that something was wrong with him so he quickly threw down the pipe that was in his mouth leaving its contents burning on the ground. "At least it won't ask me to have sex with it, though, I guess."

Instantly it jumped from the ground and went entirely up into his nose. "Oh yeah," it moaned deeply inside of his lungs.

"!#$" Ignitus screamed.

Spyro got up from Malefor, "I never really was told why I had to fight you anyhow."

"It's all Gaul's fault, ever since he gave birth to Ember and sent her flying into the Dragon City with the force of his labor, everybody has been trying to kill us.

Something just outside of the cave made a sound and all of a sudden a large pitcher of red Kool-Aid entered the room. It looked at them briefly then said, "Oh yeah!" before exploding violently.

The cave was blown away leaving nothing but Spyro and Malefor on a stone slab.

Lightning covered the land scape and then a man with brown skin appeared before them. "Chocolate Rain," he sung to them briefly before walking slowly off.

Spyro turned to look at him as he walked away only to hear Malefor laughing hysterically, "You have a hole in your butt!"

Spyro stared at him for more than a minute. Nothing was said.

The Sky ended the silence.

It suddenly opened up with a solid onslaught of a brown liquid.

"It's Chocolate Rain!" they exclaimed excitedly throwing their arms up for joy.

They turned their faces to the sky and allowed it to enter their maws where they swallowed it immediately.

The Kool-Aid man reappeared and was instantly turned brown, "Oh No!

The brown colored man walked back over to the and sung, "Diarrhea!"

Ignitus felt depressed all of a sudden and was drawn away from the dream by a duck which looked up at him with large trusting eyes, "Aflac!"

"Stupid duck get out of here!"

Its head fell from its body.

"Good duck."

"I would die for you, cross the sky for you. I'll send out a light burning for…"

Ignitus kicked it in the face, "Oh, shut up!"

The vision instantly and involuntarily returned to him.

Spyro stood beside a large vortex holding a ring in his hand. He looked up at the giant eye hovering over top of it then over to Malefor. "Should I put it into there?"

"Sure, I've been bored for quite a while now that it's quit raining."

Spyro tossed the ring into the vortex and a hand popped out of it and grabbed it.

Chuck Norris stepped forward from it, "That is an invalid action."

He disappeared and the ring fell to the ground. Spyro picked it back up and threw it in again only to have Donald Trump step out of it. "You're fired!"

He disappeared and Spyro picked the ring back up and tossed it in one more time. This time Chuck Norris stepped back out with it in his hand, "Do you wish to follow through with this invalid action?"

"Yes."

"Ok," he replied and walked into the vortex.

The World exploded and everybody died.

Chuck Norris rode a wheelie on a unicycle through the debris filled outer space proceeding into the smoky sunset.

Ignitus looked around him with wide fearful eyes and wrote all of what he had seen in the journals in front of him.

The Terminator stopped in front of him and pointed a gun into his face, "Austa-lavesta, Baby!"

"Oh !#$,"

A/N: Only one more chapter remains in this rather odd fan fiction. I hope that it has been entertaining to this point. Feel free to review the insanity.

Thanks, and there's no doubt why my name is:,
Cornys

Disclaimer: I am not gay and this is not made to attack Spyro.

I hope you laughed

(Last Edited: 6-22-10 9:15 P.M. EST.)