Spyro and Malefor: The Love They Share

Chapter 1
Fruit Cake

Ignitus looked into his visionary lamp one more time to look for Spyro and see what he was doing.

Spyro looked behind himself as he entered a cave. Cynder was no longer able to be found. A large dragon-like figure stood in the entryway.

"Ah Spyro" It said in a deep male voice. "I have been awaiting you."

"I have traveled far my love. Now I am at your door step. May I enter?"

"As you wish,"

"Thank you Malefor"

"No problem." he replied as he headed off deep into the cave with Spyro staring contently at his hind end.

"I was just eating my dinner. You you like to join me?"

"I would love to."

Malefor turned off to the left and came into a great dining room. A small table set up in the middle with food on it. They moved into position around it and each stared at the spaghetti that lies before them in a huge mound.

Each soon dropped their faces into it and began to eat it all... Eventually they both got a hold of the same strand and slurped down towards the other's end. Accidentally they met in the middle and kissed.

"Spyro my love. Such a small gesture does not suffice my desire."

"Mine either my love." Spyro replied before moving around the table and jumping onto Malefor and rubbing him all over the place. Malefor licking all over Spyro's body.

Ignitus suddenly removed himself from the vision.

"What the heck! Spyro is a friggin' fruit cake!"

(Last Edited: 6-22-10 7:51 P.M. EST.)

Disclaimer: I'm not gay and this is not made to make fun of Spyro.