Namikaze's First Words

What would Naruto's and Hinata's kids say as their first words? Discalimer: Hoshikawa Subaru does not own Naruto

"Say "Mommy", Minato"

The infant just stared back at Hinata with eyes that matched hers perfectly. Hinata rubbed her temples as she tried to figure out how to get her son to call her mommy.

"Say "ramen", Jr.!"

Hinata simply stared in shock at her husband. Her children were only two months old and this was the first thing that came to mind when she asked him if he wanted to help her teach their children to speak.

"Naruto-kun!"

"What is it Hinata-chan?..."

"THE FIRST THING YOU CAN THINK OF TEACHING OUR CHILDREN IS HOW TO SAY RAMEN!!!!"

"Believe it! They eat it so often that it kind of seems to be a habit for them to say it as their first words, dattebayo."

Hinata's eyes widened as she heard her children's first words uttered from their mouths….and it wasn't "mommy."

Minato: "DATTEBAYO!!!"

Jr.: "BELIEVE IT!!!!"

With this Hinata fainted and it took Naruto 3 hours to wake her up again. Upon first seeing her husband's face she smiled at him and said "At least it wasn't ramen…" and leaned in to kiss him, their children still saying their fathers' catchphrase over and over again.

However, everyone would not have the same reaction when they learned what the Namikaze's kid's first words were.

Team 10:

Ino: "KAWAII, THIS IS SO ADORABLE!!!!! SHIKAMARU CAN WE PLEASE HAVE ONE?!!!!" (Cue anime puppy dog stare)

Shikamaru: "Great, there's more of them. Ugh, this is so troublesome…OW, oh god why did I marry a psychoti…OW…I'll shut up now…."

Team 7:

Kakashi and Sasuke: "OH KAMI, THEY'RE MULTIPLYING!!!!!!!!!!!"

Kakashi: "It's a sign of the apocalypse!!!!! SAVE THE ICHA ICHA!!!!!"

Sasuke: "EMO AVENGERS FIRST!!!!"

Sakura: *eyetwitch*

Sai: "So this is what happens when people have se…BONG (Hinata and Naruto with mallet and Sai on the ground)

Team 8:

Kiba: They definitely take after their father.

Shino:…….(he fainted but he's still on his feet)……..

Sand Sibs:

Gaara: ….."When did Naruto do a kagebunshin and make himself younger?"……

Temari: "No Gaara, these are Naruto's kid's. You remember right? Hinata was pregnant until a few months ago… although I never expected them to be like this."

Gaara: ……"Is that what pregnancy was? No wonder Matsuri was getting wide around the waist….BONG (Matsuri and Hinata holding mallets and Gaara on the floor)….."

CUE ANIME SWEATDROP

Tsunade: "OH KAMI, NOW THEY HAVE AN EXCUSE TO CALL ME BAA-CHAN!!!! I'M NOT THAT OLD YET!!!! GAI, DO YOU HAVE ANYMORE JUMPSUITS!!!! I MUST PURSUE MY YOUTHFULNESS!!!!!"

Team Gai:

Neji: "Oh sweet kami…"

TenTen: "AWWWWW!!!! They're just like little Subaru!!!! Maybe we should have another one Neji…"

Neji: …..(he fainted)…….

TenTen: "Neji wake up or I won't give IT to you tonight…(Neji's back up…No not like that)"

Lee and Gai: "UOOOOOO!!!!!! THIS IS WHAT TH TRUE ESSENCE OF YOUTH IS ALL ABOUT!!!!!!!"

"LEE"

"GAI-SENSEI"

"LEE"

"GAI-SENSEI"

"LEE"

"GAI-SENSEI"

CREEPY BEACH SENSET GENJUTSU OF YOUTHFULNESS

*SWEATDROP*

THAT'S ALL FOLKS!

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