Disclaimer: Ha. Ha. Ha, ha, ha.... HAHAHAHAHAHA... Nope. Still not mine. I just like to play in the world and with the characters- actually... I take that back. It sounded kind of kinky.

Author's Note: It's the final chapter folks! It was a fun ride and I plan on replying to all of your awesome reviews personally. It won't be long before I have another story out in this fandom so hopefully you won't have too much time to miss my writing style. ;0

Now, I must apologize for not having this chappie out as soon as I promised -but- I have a very good reason. :) Keiyou-sister-awesome-chan of mine worked really hard on the latest bit of FanArt. It isn't just a picture, it's a full fledged comic- nearly three pages worth compacted into pure awesomeness. Seriously. I hope you enjoy it. I didn't upload this final chapter until it was done because I wanted a way to tell you all when it was posted without having to make a separate Author's Note or anything like that.

Anyways, you can find the beautification of the previous chapter in my profile under the FanArt section. Love and peace to all!

Later that night in the epitome of chaos known as Komui's office...

He hugged his sister's photo tighter to his chest. 'Ah, her innocence is protected for yet another day.' It was a hard job, he would remind himself, but someone has to do it what with all those horny, nerdy, scientists running around.

Komui smiled, taking another sip from his quickly diminishing and cold, but delicious coffee. 'Those exorcists really had me going for a moment there. What with babies and marriage and such.' He took another sip, a sigh of satisfaction working it's way through him. 'And to think, all they were doing was playing dress up. How silly.'

His smile fell.

There was one problem with that,... in order for one to have been put into a dress... didn't they have to get out of whatever they were wearing before hand?

"Her poor virgin eyes!" He jumped up with the realization, coffee mug nearly falling from his grasp and a few scientists just outside his door looking up momentarily before shaking their heads and going back to work- all too used to his antics by now. "Lenalee!" He shouted again, mind racing. "Don't worry. Big brother is coming to defend your optical honor!"

He set off in a sprint, mind running through all the ways he could torture one very specific short exorcist and whether or not he should have a very slow or sudden death, when all of a sudden he noticed a rather odd aftertaste lingering on the back of his tongue. Bitter,... almost like... sleeping herbs...

'Oh, Lenalee, how could you?!'

... and then the world faded to black.

It Started With A Button
That Led Them To A Room
Where It Ended With A Kiss
And It Was All Komui's Fault!

~fin~

Author's Note: Thank you, everyone who reviewed! I apologize for not replying to chapter three reviews as I usually do (they were the best ones yet) but I am so terribly tired and working on a brand new D. Gray-Man fic even as you read this so don't fret. :) Peace and nighty night my most wonderful readers!