A/N: I hope you like this story!

Disclaimer: All I own are Kalvin, Keri, Melody, and Adrianna! I OWN NOTHING ELSE!!! Though I am currently in negotiations with Stephenie Meyer about Carlisle and Emmett... *turns to S.M* Please?

Stephenie: No.

Keri: Pleaaaase?

Stephenie: No.

Keri: Please!? I neeeeed them!

Stephenie: Fine.

Keri: Really?!

Stephenie: No! *walks away*

Keri: Someday, Ms. Meyer. SOMEDAY I WILL OWN EMMETT AND CARLISLE CULLEN!!!

(And that is why I do not own Emmett or Carlisle... yet.)


Bella-ModestStarlet

Alice-TinkerAlice172

Angela-Alegna14121

Jessica-CrescentCheese411

Jasper-CurlyFry1863

Emmett-Sweetthang141

Edward-MindDazzler1901

Esme-YoungMomof6

Rosalie-BlondeBuffy18

Renee-Sweetmama

Charlie-Chiefofsteak

Carlisle-TheDeprivedDoctor911

Jacob-BigBadWulf

Kalvin-SoccerCellist1996

Keri- AvecViolist482

Melody- HarmonicMel4116

Adrianna-SatanicPixie1212


SoccerCellist1996 has logged on

AvecViolist482 has logged on

CurlyFry1863 has logged on

SweetThang141 has logged on

ModestStarlet326 has logged on

SoccerCellist1996: Who are you?!

CurlyFry1863: Jasper Hale.

ModestStarlet326: Bella Swan

SweetThang141: I'M BRINGIN' SEXY BACK!

AvecViolist482: ....

ModestStarlet326: ....

SoccerCellist1996: ....

CurlyFry1863: ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

ModestStarlet326: JASPER!!! HOW MANY FREAKING DOTS ARE YOU GOING TO PUT DOWN!?!?

CurlyFry1863: Idk. I'm holding the dot button on my cell right now! .......................................................................................................................................................................................

ModestStarlet326: STOP IT!!!!

MindDazzler1901 has logged on

MindDazzler1901: If Emmett's singing, please don't tell me what song...

CurlyFry1863: Sexy back.

MindDazzler1901: I SAID DON'T TELL ME!

ModestStarlet326: THAT WAS MEAN, JAZZ.

CurlyFry1863: Bells? What's with the Caps Lock?

TinkerAlice172 has logged on

TinkerAlice172: EMMETT! STOP! DON'T SCARE THE AVEC VAMPS!!!

SoccerCellist1996: How did you know we were-

TinkerAlice172: Vampires? I know things.

SoccerCellist1996: No, that we were-

TinkerAlice172: Avec? Like I said, I know things.

SoccerCellist1996: Y- I- Bu- (growls) Annoying psychic.

AvecViolist482: Kalvin! Leave Alice alone!

thedepriveddoctor911 has logged on

YoungMomof6 has logged on

BlondeBuffy18 has logged on

BigBadWulf has logged on

AvecViolist482: Hello!

BlondeBuffy18: Who are you?

Sweetthang141: I think we went through this before.

AvecViolist482: My name is Keri...

BlondeBuffy18: And why exactly are you here?

AvecViolist482: I'm a vampire...

BlondeBuffy18: Why does this matter to me?

AvecViolist482: AND I'M THE FREAKING AUTHOR!!!

BlondeBuffy18: Hey there!

HarmonicMel4116 has logged on

SoccerCellist1996: Nice one Keri!

AvecViolist482: Thanks, Kalvin.

HarmonicMel4116: What did I miss?

BlondeBuffy18: Who are you?

SoccerCellist1996: Can we stop going through this!?

HarmonicMel4116: Apparently not. My name is Melody.

BlondeBuffy18: You Keri's friend?

HarmonicMel4116: Yup.


SatanicPixie1212 has logged on

AvecViolist482: Hi Adrianna!

SatanicPixie1212: Hi Keri!

YoungMomof6: Wait… Carlisle, what's up with your name?

TheDeprivedDoctor911: Umm…. It's for… uh… work-deprived?

YoungMomof6: You work nearly every day!

TheDeprivedDoctor911: Soooo, Jasper! How's the skateboarding coming?

CurlyFry1863: I don't skateboard.

TheDeprivedDoctor911: How's the football team?

CurlyFry1863: I don't play football.

TheDeprivedDoctor911: How's Bella?

ModestStarlet326: I'M RIGHT HERE!!

TheDeprivedDoctor911: Well, I'm gonna… go..

TheDeprivedDoctor911 has logged off

YoungMomof6: CARLISLE CULLEN!! YOU ARE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH THIS THAT EASILY!!!

YoungMomof6 has logged off

CurlyFry1863: Ooh, she's furious…

SoccerCellist1996: Wanna go watch 'em fight?

Sweetthang141: DUDE!!! HELL YEAH!!!

Sweetthang141 has logged off

SoccerCellist1996 has logged off

AvecViolist482: KALVIN LAURENCE CARMONTE!!!

CurlyFry1863: EMMETT DALE MCCARTY CULLEN!!!

AvecViolist482: Oh well… nothing we can do. So I guess that's the end of that. Talk to you later, Jazz. Bye everyone!

CurlyFry1863: Bye!

ModestStarlet326: Adios!

MindDazzler1901: Bye.

BlondeBuffy18: Ta Ta!


Please review!! No flames, though, please. Review kindly or give me any good ideas and I'll give you a homemade cookie!