Sakura's diary

From Before the Prom until After the Party

Obsessed*

Dear Diary,

I asked Sasuke out on the weekend and it wasn't that much fun, all we did was like full on make out in his car. Like, is making out that fun? Anyway, everytime I ask a guy out I have conditions right? Well, he could only go out with me if he would take me to the prom. I mean the prom is BIG, so I need a date, Sasuke is actually good-looking. It's not that the guys out there aren't bad, I mean Sai pretty much looks like Sasuke but he's an idiot, all he does is obsess over Naruto's 'thing.' Sasuke is kinda stupid, which is good so that he would know that I'm only using him.

So oh oh so ohhh

All up in the blogs

Say we met at the bar

When I don't even know who you are

But you in LA but I'm out at Germaine's

He didn't actually accept at first, but he did eventually after I said, 'I'll Do It with you after prom night.' His eyes practically lit up. I mean Doing It is fun, since I am not a virgin so I know what it's like, but does he have to be that desperate? He was soooo desperate that he even made me sign a contract so I would keep the promise. Anyway, proms are big (had I mention that before? Okay yes I have but whatever) so I spent millions on my dress. It bought a black strapless dress that just went past my bum, I mean you have to at least give Sasuke some credit, like, being my boyfriend isn't that easy. So he should at least lose his virginity to someone who is sexy; or at least wearing sexy stuff.

I'm up in the A you're so so lame

And no one here even mentions your name

It must be the weed, it must be the E

Cuz you be poppin, hood, you get it poppin'

I also got these really cool six-inch heels, they were like $500. I tried the dress and the shoes on after the date with Sasuke and I looked hot, I was like steaming. If you had eyes, Diary, you would know what I mean. I stuffed some tissue into my bra just to make my boobs look bigger, I looked much much hotter.

I went to the gym today and saw Sasuke working out, he was topless. I mean, that's the good thing about him, he has a awesome body, his muscles flex when he lifts the weights. Luckily he's mine –temporarily mine-, my Sex God. I know he's like a player and everything; I'd think we'd make a perfect pair but not as perfect as Naruto and I.

Ooh boy why you so obsessed with me?

Boy I want to know; lying that you're sexin' me

When everybody knows it's clear that you're upset with me

Ohh finally found a girl that you couldn't impress

Last man on the earth still couldn't get this…

He saw me at the gym, I was wearing the new top I bought, it was like $55, bargain!

'Hey babe, can't wait 'til the prom,' Sasuke stood up and winked at me.

'Yeah, neither can I,' I gave him my best man-eating smile and walked off; I knew he was staring at my hips sway from side to side. I mean, you always have to get guys to come for more right?

I went to the hair dresser to dye my hair pink again because I know I look good in that colour. I spent, like, HOURS in the stupid hairdressers, when they finished my hair turned out to be blue! I don't mind blue highlights but BLUE HAIR?! Ewww, that's just wrong so I threw a big tantrum. I threw stuff everywhere. I was kind of fun actually. They told me to calm down and told me that they'll take the dye out and it will be my natural; black. I find black kinda ordinary but it would suit my black dress so I said yes anyway.

You're delusional, you're delusional

Boy you're losing your mind

It's confusing you, you're confused you know

Why wasting your time?

Got you all fired up with you Napoleon complex

See right through you like you're bathing in Windex

Oh Oh Oh

I gotta go, Diary. I need to learn how to uh…okay fine, I haven't actually had sex. I just masturbated and I thought I felt good…God, you're the only person I trust so I would only tell you this. I mean, I'm smart enough to know that I should at least lose my virginity to someone I love, like Naruto. I need to read books. This is so embarrassing, I'm so lucky that my parents don't care about anything.

Thursday 12/5/08

Dear Diary,

I'm sorry about the tears but I can't stop crying. Once I get back to school next term, everyone would be sneering at me and probably teasing me. That big mouth Ino would probably tell the whole school during assembly. She is the year 10 president so she has to make a speech on telling everyone at the school about year 10 activities; one of the 'activities' is the prom. I am definite that she will tell everyone about me and even show a picture of me bawling my eyes out.

It. Was. A. Disaster. Here are the reasons why it was a disaster:

My dress was too tight, it was probably because my mum washed it and it shrunk.

My heels broke when i was dancing at the prom

Neji, that bitch, find out about my deal between me and Sasuke.

I ruined my make-up at the party because of crying and I was sure someone took a picture of me.

Sasuke 'dumped' me straight after the party

It was black Friday. BLACK FRIDAY!!!!!!!

Boy why you so obsessed with me?

And all the ladies sing, all the girls sing, all the girls sing,

Soo ooohhhh sooo ohhh obsessed

That's probably why all these things happened to me. *Sigh…* I should have realised it was Black Friday, why did all the bad things have to happen today? No, the question should be why did the prom have to be held Black Friday?

Well, even if it was Black Friday I would firstly blame my mum for not reading the label and washing it when it doesn't need to be washed. Therefore not letting me breathe in any oxygen, does that woman want me to die? Then I blame the quality of those heels, I know I didn't spend much money on them but whatever, I still blame the quality. I blame my cat for Neji finding the contract because I think the cat must have brought it outside and left it somewhere on the driveway, then Neji found it. If all these things didn't happen then I wouldn't have cried and ruined my make-up and Sasuke wouldn't have 'dumped' me.

You on your job, you hitting hard

Ain't gonna feed you, gonna let you starve

Grasping for air I'm reservation

You out of breath, hope you ain't waiting

Telling the world how much you miss me

But we never were so why you tripping?

You've a mom and a pop, I'm a corporation

I'm the press conference, you a conversation

Sasuke just left me to go home on my own. I had to call my mum and get her to pick me up in her lam…lam… something, it sounds like lamb-boar-gheeni. I personally think it's a really bad car because, honestly, why would anyone name something after a sheep, a pig and a 'gheeni'? What the heck is a gheeni anyway?

I'm so scared. I mean what if I'm not the popular girl at school anymore? I was only friends with Ten-ten so I didn't look like a loner. I'm not that bad am I, Diary? I mean, I give her all these brands like Louis Vuitton, Prada, Versace… I give her all these stuff and she makes me look like a loser? She really is a bitch. I better ask for all those things back, they're worth a fortune!

Ooh boy why you so obsessed with me?

Boy I want to know; lying that you're sexing me

When everybody knows it's clear that you couldn't impress

Last man on earth still couldn't get this

I hate my life right now. I just want to prom night to start again and make sure everything's perfect and then be the star of the prom. I can't believe the star, no stars were Neji and Ten-ten! Like, how come she gets to be under the spotlight and not me?! What's so good about her, I mean, she did look pretty tonight but I am soooo much PRETTIER, soooo much HOTTER and soooo much BREATHTAKING-ER than her.

Gosh, I need to get a bath and clean my face and take my beauty sleep.

Luff you, Diary

Black Friday 13/5/08

*I chose this song because, it's kind of big-headed and it suits Sakura's style]