Girl Crisis

In this story Naruto and Neji are best friends, Hinata doesn't faint in front of Naruto and Naruto is a guy that everybody wants, in other words he's hot and they are in Konoha High School… this is fanfic remember. hehehe

Hinata heard the door bell ring, 'it must be Naruto' she thought, she ran down the stairs and opened the doors, her eyes met with Naruto's blue eyes that glistened under the porch light.

'Hey Hinata-san,' he had a goofy spirit that she loved.

'Hey Naruto,' a voice said from behind Hinata, Neji was standing there happy as usual when his friend comes over. Naruto came over to do 'homework' as Neji calls it but it's just to come over a chat, usually about the girl problems that Naruto always have. Naruto is a guy that every girl could dream for; blonde hair, blue eyes a wonderful sense of humour and he's…well…hot.

They went upstairs to Neji's room to discuss the recent girl problem that is bothering the every-girl-loves Naruto.

'Another girl problem?' Hinata joked.

'Yeah, Sakura-chan asked me out,' Sakura is the prettiest and snobbiest out of all the girls in Konoha High, she can get anything she wants and any guy she wants, in other words; she's never rejected.

As soon as Hinata heard the words 'Sakura-chan asked me out' she knew she had no chance with Naruto, 'she'd get him for sure,' she thought sadly.

'Sakura-chan? Sakura asked you out?' Neji's eyes lit up.

'Yeah but she's not my type, I don't know how to reject her…gently, so I thought I'd find you guys' now it was Hinata's turn for her eyes to lit up.

'She's pretty and smart and every guy goes for her.'

'Well, I'm not going for her.'

'Really?' Hinata tried to sound casual but she it still sounded like she was anxious. Very anxious.

'Yeah, look at the letter she sent me about the rules on how to be her boyfriend and why I shouldn't reject her.'

'She sent you a letter?' Neji said, surprised, 'let me see.'

Hello Narunaru,

That's going to be the new nickname for you when you go out with me.

I have decided that I need a boyfriend and you're the lucky one, here are the reasons why we will be the perfect couple:

(1) Our heights match perfectly

(2) We go to the same school

(3) We're both cute and popular

(4) We will totally be like Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt of Konoha High but without the adopted kids.

Now here are the rules you have to obey when you go out with me or I'll dump you right away.

Rule no #1; you have to pay for all the meals and the things I want to buy.

Rule no #2; you can only be interested in me and NO ONE ELSE.

Rule no #3; always call me before you go to bed and once you wake up so I know your thinking about me.

I know you're very happy at the moment. I'll wait for you at the front gate of Konoha High so we can make our entrance together and look like a couple.

Xx Sakura

'Hahahaha! Hi Narunaru!' Neji teased Naruto using his best imitation of Sakura's sassy voice.

'Oh, shut up.'

'Rules? You have to obey her rules or else you can't go out with her? Who does she think she is?' Hinata wasn't surprised that Sakura would do that, she knew that Sakura would go for Naruto one day. Hinata sighed in her head, 'why can't Naruto just be mine?'

'Do you guys have any ideas,' Naruto sighed, 'I don't want to go out with her.'

'Well, I do have an idea…I just need you two to agree with it,' Neji said thoughtfully, he's the one who always think of ideas to get girls off Naruto's back.

'I'd agree with anything,' he said while giving a goofy smile at Hinata. Hinata blushed in response.

'Well, Hinata can be your pretend girlfriend so you can tell Sakura that you're already taken,'

'Me?' Now Hinata was surprised, 'did Neji and Naruto plan this? I never told anyone about my crush though,' she sat there silently wondering how Neji came up with such a bizarre idea.

'Yeah, I think that's a great idea, I'm doing it. Hinata, are you in?' Naruto grinned at Hinata as if he's encouraging her.

'Y-yeah,' she felt herself turning red and refused to look up so Naruto can't see her scarlet face.

'It's just pretend Hinata, it's not a big deal,' Neji patted her on the back.

'I just wish it was real' she thought silently.

* * *

'Are you ready to go, girlfriend?' Naruto joked. Neji, Hinata and Naruto agreed that Naruto will pick Hinata up so they can go to school together so people wouldn't suspect that they are just pretending.

'Yeah,' Hinata blushed slightly.

'Let's go' Naruto held a hand out towards her.

'Uh…can we do that when we're almost at school?'

'Oh…yeah…sure,' Naruto quickly pulled his hand back and shoved them in his pockets. He coughed slightly and they walked to school.

'Uh' they both said it at the same time, they looked at each other and laughed

'You first,' said Naruto

'No, you'

'Okay, well, are you sure you're comfortable with this? I mean I can always get someone else to do this pretend girlfriend thing…'

'N-no I'm fine' replied Hinata, a bit too quickly, 'it's just too good to be true, even if it is fake…' she added silently.

After a few more silent steps he could see the entrance of Konoha High, Naruto could also see the pink haired girl waiting for him. Naruto took Hinata's hand, held onto it tightly and walked the last ten steps in confidence.

'Oh… Hiiiii Narunaruuu!' Sakura-chan squealed in delight once she saw him but her facial expression changed when she saw Naruto holding hands with Hinata.

'And who's this bird brain?' said Sakura raising her eyebrow, her perfectly manicured nail of her index finger was just inches away from Hinata's nose.

'Let me introduce her to you, this is Hinata-san, my girlfriend' Naruto smiled kindly at Sakura while putting his arm around Hinata's shoulders. Hinata held her breath. Sakura had her mouth open in response then she quickly put herself together.

'Oh, Hinaga-san, I've seen you around somewhere, you're Neji's cousin aren't you?'

'It's Hinata and yeah I am,' but Hinata's voice was too small to be heard.

'So… when did you two start dating, Hyeena?' Sakura's voice was so fake that Hinata wanted to puke on Sakura's shiny Jimmy Choos.

'Last Saturday and her name is Hinata,' replied Naruto.

'So how did he ask you, Hinata?'

'Why are you asking so many questions?'

'No it's okay Naruto, I'll tell her,' Hinata said quietly, 'Well, once Naruto told me to meet at the fountain at 7:00 pm so I went to the fountain at seven but I didn't see him so I just sat there waiting for him.'

'Yeah and?' said Sakura feeling a little jealous.

'I was about to get up and leave because it was getting cold and I saw a little origami boat with a small letter in it floating across the fountain, I opened the letter and it said, 'Be my girl' I looked up and saw Naruto standing at the other side of the fountain. I said yes and the next day we went out,' Hinata said casually as if it really did happen.

Both Naruto and Sakura stared at her in surprise.

'Aw, aren't you romantic Narunaru,' said Sakura, 'well, see you two next time.'

Once Sakura-chan walked off Naruto turned to Hinata, 'how the hell did you come up with that? That was wonderful!'

'Oh, I just made it up,' smiled Hinata but there was much more reasons than 'I just made it up'…