50 Ways to Kill Dora the Explorer

by Pala-and-Papipa

Chapter 1: 1-10

#1

Dora walks up to the Chocolate Tree. "Hey, Chocolate Tree, can you give me some chocolate?"

The Chocolate Tree replies, "No, you fat lazy bitch. Get it yourself!!!"

Dora, devastated by the Chocolate Tree's reply, commits suicide by throwing herself off a cliff.

#2

Swiper swipes Dora's lunch. Dora yells in disgust, "GIVE IT BACK, YOU DAMN SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!"

Swiper taunts her. Dora runs after Swiper in an attempt to get her lunch back. Sadly, she falls into a pit and dies.

#3

Dora is showing the audience an AK-47. "This is an AK-47," she says. "This is how you shoot something with an AK-47!!!"

She points it the wrong way and pulls the trigger. BAM!!! She dies.

1,000,000 babies grab AK-47s, point them the wrong way, pull the trigger and BAM!!!!! All 1,000,000 babies die.

#4

Due to Dora's excess fat unnecessary for a seven-year-old to live with, Dora gets a heart attack and dies.

#5

Dora and Boots run after the ice cream truck. "WAIT, YOU FUCKING ICE CREAM TRUCK, WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!" they yell.

The ice cream truck heads in their direction and runs over Dora.

#6

Dora and Boots try to cross the Crocodile Lake. "Can you count the crocodiles?" asks Dora. "One," says Dora, and she jumps on the crocodile's head.

"Two," says Dora, and jumps on the croc's head, angering it and causing it to devour the seven-year-old explorer.

#7

It's Dora's birthday!!! YAY!!! She's turning eight!!!! "Can you count to eight with me?" Dora asks the audience. "One, two, three, four, five, six–"

Her hair catches on fire because of the candles on the cake. "CRAP!!!! SHIT!!!!" she yells, and dies in the flame.

The next day, 1,000,000 babies claim to be able to count to eight. "I don't think so," say the adults.

The 1,000,000 babies start to count, "one, two, three, four, five, six CRAP!!!! SHIT!!!!"

#8

"What was your favorite part of the trip?" Dora asks.

The 1,000,000 babies just start their answer before Dora cuts them off, "I liked that too!!!"

The 1,000,000 babies become enraged and grab their artillery. They hijack a plane and fly to the Dora set.

Dora sees them and says, "Hi!!!"

The 1,000,000 babies hold up their M-16s and yell, "HASTA LA VISTA, BABY!!!!!" and shoot the shit out of Dora. She dies.

#9

Dora accidentally stumbles into the set of Total Drama Action. She sees the 14 castmates and yells, "Hi!!!"

A green-haired Mohawk-donned punk casually walks up to the seven-year-old and, still casually, stabs her in the head with a random knife he found on the ground. Dora dies.

#10

Dora enters in a wrestling tournament. "I know that we can do it!!!" she yells before getting her head crushed by her 500 pound opponent.

She dies.

Hehehe... did you like it? I have a morbid hatred of Dora, so I decided to kill her 50 times. And it turned out to be a wonderful idea.

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