Hi hi

This is pretty much a new story about why you shouldn't kidnap certain tennisplayers^^ I finished a story so I thought I should post a new one. This story will probably be updated when I feel random (this excludes the next week because I'll be gone then:P)^^ It's a bit drabblish but I think it's the most comical thing I've ever written as you see I don't have a sense of humour.

disclaimer: I don't own this... well the story sortoff.... prince of tennis and characters not.

Hope you'll like it


Chapter one: Why not to kidnap: Jirou

The hyoutei regulars (minus Atobe) stared at the sleeping form of Jirou.

"Doesn't any of you wonder why he hasn't been kidnapped yet?" Mukahi asked as he looked at the boy.

"After all you've been abducted by fangirls more than once." Shishido smirked.

Mukahi just shuddered in response.

"It wasn't as if that was a good idea for any of them." Hiyoshi answered.

They sighed.

"Well, let him sleep and we'll start practice." Oshitari said before walking away from Jirou.

Little did they know not to far from them there were fans talking about the exact same thing… sorta.

"Wouldn't it be nice to have Jirou-senpai at your house Suzaku-senpai."

"And it's not as if it's hard to get him there."

"We should just bring him there."

"That's a brilliant idea."


-One hour later-

"He just slept through it all."

"That's why we like him."

"Yes he's just too cute."

The girl swooned and continued staring at Jirou.


-Another hour later-

The girl still stared at Jirou but a bit bored now.

"He's cute isn't he?"

"He sure is."

"I just wish he would wake up."

"Ssh don't say that. He's just being Jirou-senpai."

"Yes you're right."


-Another hour later-

The girls were playing cards.

"He does sleep a lot."

"Do you think something's wrong?"

"No he's always like that remember."

"Yes, that's why we love him."

"Yes, let's just let him sleep."

"He'll wake up eventually."

Then the girl continued their game.


-Another hour later-

"He's out a long time."

"Maybe he sleeps that much because he has some disease."

"Maybe he isn't even asleep!"

"Maybe something is wrong!"

"As fangirls we can't let that happen!"

"We should take him to a hospital!"

The girls grabbed the boy and called their drivers to take them to the hospital.


-With the regulars.-

"See I knew he would get kidnapped one day." Mukahi said proud.

"That's not something you should be proud of." Shishido said annoyed.

Oshitari chuckled. "Do you think he has woken up by now?"

"I don't think so."Mukahi chuckled.

"It's pretty hard to let him wake up."

"Maybe they get bored."

That was the moment Atobe chose to walk up to them. "What's wrong?"

"Jirou's kidnapped. Probably by fangirls." Oshitari explained.

Atobe looked at them serious. "Then we better get to the hospital."

"You think they'll hurt him." Oothori asked worried.

"No I think they'll get worried about him not waking up and they'll bring him to the hospital."

"What?" Shishido asked surprised.

"That's what happened the last time." Atobe answered.

"What do you mean?" Choutarou asked.

"Fans think it's easy to kidnap Jirou so they try it a lot. They just get worried about him after a while and bring him to the hospital. Jirou doesn't remember a thing."

Everyone sweat dropped. "Well then let's go!"


-At the hospital.-

"Left here right?"

"Akaya! How many times have we been to Yukimura buchou now?" A certain redhead asked.

In a room not far from that point a certain sleeping boy woke up. "MARUI!" He squealed before getting up and storming through the hallways.

Marui looked up surprised "What are you doing here?" He asked as he noticed his number one fan.

Jirou seemed to think. "I'm not sure."

"Didn't the amazing Ore-same tell you?" Atobe asked as he flipped his hair back.

The regulars got huge anime sweatdrops and decided to ignore it.


Hope you liked it^^ Please review if you have characters you would like me to write about please feel free to tell me^^