HOW TO BE.....(HEHE JOKE).....EMMETT!

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Set at anytime, but Nessie is not born and Bella is still human.

Ok. This chapter is dedicated to my partner Chloe (OMEAMC). This part of the guide will be written by Alice,Edward,Jasper and Rosalie, you'll see why. I'm starting to run out of ideas. I'm limting this story to ten chapters. So I'm getting closer to the end................

Chapter 7- Emmett and msn-ering (teehee)

EmmettPOV.

OHHH I'M SOOOOOOOOOO BORED!. Where is everybody?! I know Esme and Carlisle have gone hunting but, it's so QUIET! Bored,bored,bored,bored,bored,bored,bored,bored!

"EMMETT WE GET THE POINT! YOU'RE BORED!" hmph.

"Well someone come nd make me un-bored then!"

"I'll help!" Alice skitted to my side. "I'll show you a little thing called Windows Messenger, aka MSN. You need to make an account" She wrote up all my details. "There, you are ready to boogie"

Ok. I signed in and I was hit wiht loads of friend requests. Hey this dude looks interesting- AnthonMaryWhitlockHale. I'm going to start talking to him........ (Alice and the others are writing the guide on msn and sending it to Emmett)

Emmett: Heya dude!

AnthonyMaryWhitlockHale: Heya man! We're gunna giv ya a guide on how to msn.

Emmett:Ok kool, I'm new to this so it will be .

AnthonyMaryWhitlockHale:

Emmett and msn-ering

The first thing you need to do is put pants on your head and dance around. Put webcam on so we can check that you are doing it right.

I put the pants on my head, turned webcam on and danced around. I did the Can-can for a bit then, I did a bit of a lap dance on my teddy bear. I heard laughing but, I didn't think much of it.

The second thing you must do is, get a picture of your father and passionately snog it.

I found a picture of Carlisle and snogged him. Hmmmmm, this is wierd. I didn't know you had to do this sort of thing on the computer. I think my lips are chapped. Again I heard laughing, this is getting suspicious.

The third and final thing you must do is, do everything your family tell you to do. AND I MEAN EVERYTHING!

Ok. Yay, I'm almost finished msn-ering! I need to find Alice and do stuff for her. "Alice!"

"Yeah Emmett?" She looked very innocent.

"Is there anything you would like me to do?" I asked her.

"As a matter of fact, yes I do. I need you to sit int this chair" She pointed to a big, black,leather chair."And let me try my new make-up on you". .Not make-up! I heard sniggering from downstairs. I guess Eddie heard my thoughts.

"Sit" She growled at me. I sat on the chair and let her play around with my was done after a couple of long, boring,scary hours."Look in the mirror Emmett." I looked in the mirror. I WAS BEAUTIFUL! I heard a whooooooshing noise and, Rose, Jasper and Eddie were staring at me with there mouths open. "Oh my gosh, you are gorgeous Emmett" Edward whispered.

"How?" Rosalie looked at Alice.

"Expertise" Alice answered

"Glug...er...lo....huh?" Jasper sounded like the toilet backing up. Oh well I don't care because I'm beautiful.

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