Shikamaru-of-the-Dead: Fuck…I hate this…it has no real plot.. DX

Lenalee: Its alright…your just out of touch. ^^;

but leather pants Disclaimer: Does it look like I own -Man? If it does look again. Cause Kanda would wear nothing and have Allen following him with a collar. OwO

Summary: Uhh…. Kanda is un vampire, which is unknown to a lot of the Dark Order's workers and gets hungry one night and Allen just happens to be up. Shit.. I suck at summaries…just read and enjoy I guess…

Warnings: SMUT-ish, Yaoi, Yullen, swearing, smex, blood drinking and a horny Kanda….. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!!

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The white-haired boy ran down the Dark Order's hallway in fast motion that all that would be could be seen was a white blur. A black blur followed it at break-neck speed. "COME BACK HERE MOYASHI!!!!!", the dar-haired Exorcist yelled.

"WAHHH!!!!! WHAT DID I DO!!!!", the poor boy yelled as he rounded a corner then smacked into the dark-haired Exorcist. He swallowed nervously and stared at his feet. "H-how did you…?", the younger of the two stuttered out.

".", the older man snapped. He was pissed, no beyond pissed…. He was hungry and it was late at night. The Science department's workers had long gone off to bed so he was screwed. Komui told him not feed on the other Exorcists, no matter what.

The white-haired boy suddenly found himself silent. 'What? I never shut-up for him??? What the hell is wrong with me????', he wondered to himself. "I SAID SHUT-UP!?", the older boy yelled at Allen again. Allen flinched this time, scared out of his fucking wits. The small of the two began to back away again, making another attempt to run.

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A hand shot out and grabbed Allen by his collar and he felt a wet muscle move over his neck, making him shiver. "W-what are you doing?", he panted out softly. "I said shut-up….", the older rasped out dragging the boy to his room. And promptly locking the door. Kanda then turned back to the dazed boy standing in his room, unaware of what was to happen to him.

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Allen dazed and confused, looked around at his surroundings, his clouded brain trying to focus on where he was. He was in a room somewhere….the Order…right the Dark Order…. A room.. .Kanda's room. 'Holy shit!?' he blinked a few times clearing his clouded head and looked over to the swordsman. "Why am I here?!", he said becoming defense. A chuckle answered him from behind as two strong arms grabbed him and wrapped around his petite waist. He felt Kanda nuzzling his neck and a soft purring reached his ears. "Ssh…relax Allen…", Kanda told the boy, sensing him tense up in his arms then felt the boy relax mildly. The smaller boy jumped slightly at the feel of the other boys mouth on his neck. He moaned softly and the sucking sensation. "K-kanda….W-what are y-you doing…??", the smaller gasped out. Not choosing to answer the boy, Kanda simply bit down on the boy's neck savoring the taste of his blood. 'So sweet…….. I hate sweet…but this…..is heavenly….' He felt the younger struggling beneath him.

"Stop it….stop it…STOP IT BAKANDA!", Allen wailed, hoping to some God out there that someone heard his cries. Sadly no one was up that late in the night to help. (A/n: I'm such a cruel person to Aren. T_T But it gets better.)

Ignoring the boy's cries as he walked them backwards to his bed, releasing his neck and wiping his mouth. "So good….",Kanda said with a smirk, his fangs visible in the moonlight that shown into the room.

"What? What the hell are you???", Allen said shivering and dazed again but from the blood-loss. Seeing the smirk grace Kanda's features as he was pushed down onto the older boy's mattress, he gasped again.

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The sound of clothing being ripped was all that could be heard to Allen. He looked down and notice he was now shirtless and pushed at the older male. "Stop it…..please….stop…", the smaller whimpered before blacking out.

Kanda sighed softly. "Brat passed out before I could thank him…..", he sighed and bandaged up the boy's neck and tucked him in. 'Your not leaving this room..ever….', Kanda thought to himself licking his lips in attempt to taste the remaing blood.

TBC

A note from the tired and lazy-as-fuck author

Please review and tell if this is good enough to be worthy of being continued. I'm out of touch in writing fanfics and this would be considered my first citrusy Yaoi I guess……

Lenalee: Its been two fucking years since she actually wrote something so be gentle….

Kanda: Lazy-ass bitch…… *frowns*

Shika: *beats Kanda with a spork* MUAHAHAHA!!! HOW ABOUT I MAKE YOU UKE!!???

Kanda: ……. DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE!!!!!

Lenalee: Please Review..it keeps Skika-chan from murdering Kanda-kun. ^^;

Shika: Reviews make me happy and provide me with inspiration too. ^^