Okay i must be high and bored if i actully posted this so yea anyways hope you enjoy my stupidness and randomness

Death Note IM

Chapter 1: Pokemon Time!!!

L: Hi Kir- I mean hi Ratio

Ratio: IM NOT KIRA!!

L: denying makes me more suspicious.

Ratio: Well im not Kira!!!

L: Sure-rolls eyes-

Ratio: So L how was your day?

L: Okay…. ooh candy -licks lips-

Ratio: Ahh, here we go again…..

L:-eats candy- :O OMG!!!

Ratio: Your sugar high again…..

-Mello and Near enter-

Mello: Hey losers what's up

L: OMG IT'S THE GIRL!!!

Mello: L…your so lucky I'm not there or else I would kill you before Kira…

Ratio: No I was supposed to kill him first!!!

L: SO YOU ARE KIRA DIE!!! -throws pokemon ball at you- Get him Pikachu

Near: …… He's sugar high isn't he……

Mello: Looks like it…..

L:GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL!!!!

Ratio:……yea I can't stand this im gone he's your problem now…

L: NO!!!! RATIO DON'T LEAVE JIGGLYPUFF WANT TO HUG YOU!!!

Ratio: No I hate Jiggilypuff my fav pokemon is Charizard!!!

L: U don't like Jiggilypuff…..-cries- WAHH!!!!

Ratio: Ugh…Screw you guys im leaving….

-Ratio leaves-

L: Who needs that stupid guy anyways I got you two =D

Mello: ……

Near: Why did Ratio leave us with this guy….

Mello: cuz he hates us….

Near: right….

L: I wanna be the very best! Like no one ever was. To catch them is my real test, and to train them is my cause!!!

Mello: -bites chocolate- o.o I will travel across the land Searching far and wide. Each pokemon to understand. The power that's inside!!

Near: im scarred for life now……

L: Pokemon! It's you and me

Mello: I know it's my destiny

L: Pokemon! Oh you're my best friend

Mello :In a world we must defend!

Near: God why me….why me…

-Matt enters-

Matt: Pokemon! A heart so true. Our courage will pull us through.

L: …….THAT WAS MY LINE YOU IDIOT!!! NOW THE SONGS RUINED

Near: YES!!

Mello: thanks Matty….I was having fun and you killed it FUNKILLER!!!!!

L: -sticks tongue out- Mello lets go watch Pokemon WITH OUT the fun killer!!!

Mello: Yea lets go..

-L and Mello leave-

Near: Matt I love you!! You saved my life from those retards!!

Matt: Yea yea yea twenty bucks and smokes now!!!

Near: Fine…-mumbles-

Matt: thank you now let go ruin there fun AGAIN!!!

Near: OKAY!!