Me: Ok I just got this great idea for a story!!

Sunshine: What is it, Kaylie?

Me: Random HTF stupid scenes!

Sunshine: Um, YAY! Awesome! Woohoo!

Me: I know, I AM A GENIUS! MUHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!

Sunshine raises her eyebrow and takes a step away.

Sunshine: Yup...! Well, I gotta goooo!

Me: No, you're gonna be in 'em too! ^.^

Sunshine: T.T Kaylie does not own Happy Tree Friends, Mondo Media does... But she owns ME! Tee hee!

OK HERE WE GO!

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Random Scene One:

Disco Bear is dancing at the disco when he notices Giggles sitting at the bar by herself. He dances over to her and plops down on the stool beside her.

"Hey, baby, wanna dance?" he says, putting his arm around her. Giggles turns so she's facing him and Disco Bear notices she is wearing a hockey mask.

"GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FAT PIECE OF RETARD!" Giggles screeches. She pulls out her chainsaw. Disco Bear jumps up with a shriek and runs out of the disco. Giggles giggles and pulls off her mask, smiling.

"That's one way to say no!" she says, happily.

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Random Scene Two:

Splendid sat on a bench in the park watching the sun (Don't ask, he was in a sun-watching mood). Lumpy walks up and sits beside him.

"Hello, Splendid! You're lookin' a little...BLUE! Get it, BLUE??? 'Cause you're blue!" Lumpy says,
roaring with laughter. Splendid, trying to be friendly, laughs back.

"Hahaha...Yeah, I'm fine. Just wanting to watch the sun...alone." he hinted. Lumpy just sat there,
still laughing.

"Splendid, I've always wanted to ask you why you wear that dumb, STUPID red thing around your eyes! I mean, what's the POINT?" Lumpy said, continuing to laugh harder. Splendid clenched his paws into fists.

"It's so UGLY and STUPID and RETARDED and-" ZAP!!!! Splendid shot lasers out of his eyes and sliced Lumpy's head off. Toothy (who had saw the whole thing) cautiously went up to Splendid.

"W-Was that an accident?" Toothy asked.

"Uh...No."

"....Why DO you wear that thing around your eyes?"

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Random Scene Three:

Sunshine is listening to "Take Me on the Floor" by The Veronicas on her iPod and dancing around at the park. Nutty walks by and sees her. He walks up to her.

"Hey, Sunshine, what ya doin'?" he asks. Sunshine doesn't hear him and simply sings,

"You captivate me, something about you has got me!
I was lonely now you make me feel aliiive.
Won't you be mine tonight?"

Nutty takes this as though she really meant it( having no idea she really can't hear him and doesn't want him to interrupt her song). He scratches his head.

"Wha??? It's not night! It's afternoon! I know 'cause I just ate my afternoon lollipops!" he says.
Sunshine continues singing.

"Take me on the floor! DADADA DA DADADA!
I can't take it anymoooore! DADADA DA DADADA!
I want you, I want you, I want you to show me love!"

Nutty is getting really freaked out. He grabs Sunshine's shoulders and shakes her around.

"What do ya mean, show me love?!" he shouts. Sunshine looks at him and pulls out her earphones.

"QUIT SHAKIN' ME!" she shouts. Nutty backs off.

"QUIT SAYIN' YOU WANT SOME OF MY LOOOVE!" he shouts back. Sunshine cocks her head to the side.

"It's a song, Mister Smarty-Pants! I don't want your love!" she says, stomping away. Nutty crosses his arms and sits on a bench. He hears someone else sit by him. He looks over and sees Sniffles sitting by him.

"Um...I could use some of your love..." Sniffles says. Nutty jitters out of the seat and runs away screaming.

"I-I was talking about my charity for my hospital!!!" Sniffles quickly shouted after him.

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Me: LOL! That's it for those random scenes!

NUtty: That wasn't very funny at the end...

Sunshine: Heehehehehehehehehee! Sniffles wanted your LOOOOVE!

Nutty: .' STOOOOP! Tell 'er to stooop, Kaylie!

Me: Oh, both of you HUSH! I sounded so growned up! But anyways, READ AND REVIEW PEEPS! OR ELSE SANTA CLAUS WON'T GIVE YOU ANY PRESENTS FOR CHRISTMAS! AND IF YOU DON'T CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS, EVIL FLIPPY WILL COME FOR YA! XDDD