conversation between Edward and Bella, on their little glitter problem. Got the idea from a friend as we were in the gym with no exam and writting a VAMPIRELESS love story, so all me credit goes to Fishy, she has an account somewhere, but I dont remember her name, so it goes to Fishy!! please read

"Bella, I have to tell you something" Edward told his wife, rubbing the back of his frozen neck.

"What?" the brunette asked.

"Well, you now how we never go into the sunlight when humans are around?" he started.

"Yeah, so they don't see the sparkle and find out about us" she grinned, thinking back to the day he had shown her.

"Well, that isn't the real reason" he mumbled.

"What?" her face scrunched up in confusion.

"Theres, umm, another reason, the first reason."

"Are you gunna tell me?"

"I was getting to it."

"Then hurry up."

"Its because we're ashamed" he spat out.

"Ashamed of what?" he finally snapped.

"We sparkle, Bella. Fucking sparkle. Okay. That's not cool. Vampires, creatures of the night, are not supposed to sparkle. We are supposed to be the pale, creepy guys who slowly sit up from the oddly shaped box that conveniently sits on the table in the room the terrified victim runs into as out castle scares the crap out of their mortal bodies.

Bella just stared at him. The real reason finally came to light.

Now, before anyone send me any flames (which BTW, will be forwarded to Edward) let me tell you that I dont hate Twilight, it is an okay series (HARRY POTTER IS BETTER!!!) but is kinda cliqued, over done, badly written, and seriously the movie sucks. I dont hate the series, I just coulda lived without ever reading it