TV: "Dream On, Dream On, Dream On…AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
(Danny presses 'mute'.)
Danny: Oh. My. God.
Adam: You're my friend and all, so no offense, but you sucked!
Allison: Oh, Adam, don't be a pervert, Danny isn't stupid, he knows he sucked!
Danny: Was it really that bad?
Adam: Yes.
Allison: Adam!
Adam: Well its true!
Danny: What did you think Kris?
Kris: Well, uh… Danny, I mean this honestly and truly. (puts hand on Danny's shoulder)…You sucked.
Danny: I guess I did…
Adam: Yep, you'd better start packing!
Allison: Shut up! How come you're so sure YOU'RE not going home tomorrow night?
Adam: Because I didn't suck!
Kris: He has a point…
(Adam blushes.)
Allison: (sarcastically) Oh yeah, and you were the BEST, Kris!
Kris: Yeah, I was!
Adam: I thought you said I was the best!
Kris: No, I just said that you didn't suck!
Danny: Kris, are you okay? Your kinda being a bitch.
Adam: WHY ARE YOU ALL LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!
Danny: We weren't even looking at you at all!
Allison: Do you have something to do with this?
Adam: I COULDN'T RESIST, OKAY!!!
Allison: What did you do?
Adam: (softly) I gave him some crack…
Danny/Allison: WHAT?
Kris: Isn't it such a GREAT day? The sun is shining, the birds are chirping…I LOVE YOU ADAM!!!!!
(Kris jumps on Adam.)
Danny: Yeah, he definitely gave him some crack…
Adam: I could get used to this!
Allison: Ugh! I'm gonna baby-sit Kris for a little while. There's no telling what'll happen when that crack kicks in a little more…
Danny: Keep him away from the cleaning supplies. We don't need a repeat of the other time when Adam gave Kris crack and he made out with the mop.
Kris: Oh, mop! We have some unfinished business to take care of!
Allison: (groans.) You stay here and sulk about your crappy screaming. I'll be back soon.
Kris: Allie! I think I'm gay! Adam just felt me up, and I liked it!!! What am I gonna tell Katy and Moppy?
Adam: I could REALLY get used to this!
Allison: Come on, Kris…
Kris: MARSHMELLOWS!!!
(Allison and Kris leave.)
(Danny sighs and plays the scream back again.)
Adam: Dude, you need help. BIGTIME.
Danny: What do you mean?
Adam: I'm gonna teach you how to scream.
Danny: I don't think that's necessary, I'll just never scream again, and everything will be fine!
Adam: That's lesson one! Get over your fear! Let it all out!
Danny: Adam! YOU'RE NOT GIVING ME SCREAMING LESSONS!
Adam: Too bad. I already am!
Danny: Okay! Fine! My dignity is already gone! What else do I have to lose?
Adam: Great! Now…LET IT ALL OUT!
Danny: (not really screaming) Aah?
Adam: No, you idiot! Like this! *screams* Come on Danny, LET IT ALL OUT!
Danny: Okay, then…*screams*
Adam: Impressive. Wonderful. Amazing…But open your mouth wider!
(muffled sounds can be heard from Danny's mouth.)
Adam: What did you say?
Danny: (closes mouth) My mouth won't GO any wider!
Adam: Mine does!
Danny: You have raw talent…AND years of practice.
Adam: Then if you're ever gonna get good, we'd better start now. You aren't getting any younger!
Danny: I'm not THAT old!
Kris: (from the other room) ORANGE JUICE!!!
Adam: Never mind. We need to get to a place where you'll scream a lot.
Danny: (sarcastically) Oh, I know! You should push me off a building!
Adam: Hey, good idea!
Danny: I was kidding!
Adam: I wasn't.
Danny: So you're really gonna push me off of a building?
Adam: Yep!
Danny: What am I getting myself into?
Kris: A CONDOM!
Danny: Maybe we should check on Kris and Allison…
Adam: Yeah. (Yells to the other room.) WAS IT JUST ME OR DID KRIS JUST YELL 'A CONDOM'?
Allison: HE DID! I PUT THE TV ON TO TRY AND CALM HIM DOWN. A 'CAPITAL ONE' COMERCIAL CAME ON AND THEY ASKED HIM WHAT WAS IN HIS WALLET!!!
Danny/Adam: Oohh.
Allison: Oh my god. KRIS! GET AWAY FROM THAT MOP!!!
Kris: Oh, Moppy! We have a condom to use!