Alright, I can't TELL you how proud of this I am. I don't even CARE if it's been done before, this is my love child.

This has about four references to outside things. See if you can spot them! I stuck them in as a treasure hunt (and because one was the inspiration to this heh)!!!

This was written really fast (30 or so minutes), so there are probably some errors. I apologize, please point them out to me so they can be fixed.

Oh, and this was written mostly because there are no stories in the Jounouchi/Zorc category. Have to put one in!

Jounouchi....

"NO!"

Jounouchi was cornered, and he knew it. So why didn't he accept it? There wasn't much he could do except glare at the weird dragon thing sticking out of the monster's body. He had a name...what was it again? Bakura had said it when he summoned him…right!

"You can't make me, Zorc!" he spat back in defiance. At least he tried to. It might've come out more so as a whiney kid telling his mother he wasn't going to eat his carrots. It sure made Zorc laugh, a deep rumbling that Jounouchi felt in his shoes. He was still glaring, though. That had to count for something.

But Jounouchi, you would be quite welcome on the Dark Side.

"I can't betray my friends like that," Jounouchi replied, trying very hard not to show how utterly nasty his dragon…thing's breath was. Strange what you notice at times like these, when you're life is on the line. "There's nothing you can tempt me with that'll ma-"

Do you like cookies?

"Wh-Wha?...," he was dumbstruck. What on earth was going on with Zorc?

We have cookies. Quite delicious peanut butter chocolate chip ones. If you join, we could share with you....

Jounouchi gulped, feeling the empty space in his stomach gurgle. God he was hungry. And peanut butter chocolate chip was his favorite type of cookies. But....

"No, I won't sell out for some cook-"

We also have ham.

Ham? Ham was a different story all together. So tempting....

"I can't…what type of ham is it?"

Glazed and marinated in the most delicious sauce you can imagine.

"Do you also have pizza?"

In 30 minutes or so, we can.

"Screw the friends, I have ham!"

xDDDDD
Ohohohoho. I crack myself up.

References, btw, were to Starwars and whoever came up with the "we have cookies!" joke, Domino's logo ("You got 30 minutes") and, of course, a tribute to the Abridged Series ("screw the rules, I have money!").

I suppose Honda would've also sold out for ham, but I like Jou better.