Disclaimer: Johnen Vasquez owns, not me, just the plot and the cavities.
Claimer: Dentist, denist ofice, and randome puppy.
Head, Shoulders, Nny and Toes!!!! (I HOLD COPY WRIGHT FOR THAT SAYING!!! Sorta)
Summary: Nny drinks 45 Brainfreezies in one day, the tittle has nothing to do with the story.
Characters: Nny, Nailbunny, Mr. Eff, D-boy, Mr. Sasma, Squee, Devi, Dentist. (posible more)
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Nny: MORE BRAINFREEZY!!!!!
Nailbunny: Don't you think you've had enough!?!?
Nny: I only had *looks at fingers* 44!!!!!!
Mr. Eff: Yes! After you're done, why don't you go and kill a cheerleader!
D-boy: No, you're a wretch, kill yourself!
Nny: SHUT UP!!!
Nailbunny: You're going to get a cavity!
Nny: No I'm not. *Takes drink of et another brainfreezy* (Paaaaaaaaaain) SHIT!!!! *Covers mouth, to stop pain*
Nailbunny: Told'ya.
Mr. Sasma: *Falls from the roof*
Nny: OMG, DIE!!!!! *Gets knife out, then stabs the roach*
Mr. Eff: EXACTLY!! Kill! You must!
D-boy: Yeah, kill yourself!
Nny: SHUT UP!!!!!!! *Raspberry* (not sure if he would actually do that)
Nailbunny: You should go to the dentist.
Nny: NEVER! 'Sides, I'm fine.
Nailbunny: Really?
Nny: Yup!
Nailbunny: Then finish your brainfreezy.
Nny: I WILL!!! *Takes drink* FUCK!!!
Mr. Eff: Yes?
Nny: Not you!
Nailbunny: See?
Nny: ALRIGHT, I'LL GO TO THE DENTIST!!! *Grabs coat*
Later at the dentist's office
Nny: Sigh Full of screaming kids and whatever the hell that glob of fat is over there.
Shmee: Hey, look, it's the crazy guy from next door!
Squee: Shmee, that's not nice, remember, he can hear you.
Nny: He's damn right, bear!!!!
Squee: squee! Please don't kill me!
Nny: Silly Squeegee, I'm not going to kill you! (But that bear!!!!)
Shmee: Set him on fire!!!
Nny: THAT'S IT!!!
Squee: noo!
Nny: *completely forgets the subject* Where are your parents?
Squee: …
Nny: AGAIN?!!? Are you sure you don't want me to-
Squee: Yes.
Nny: Aw, monkey cheese!
Nurse: The dentist will now see… "Johnny C."
Nny: *Gets up* Later, Squee!
In whatever-the-room-wer-he-chekz-teeth
Dentist: Well, Mr. Johnny, I've come to the conclusion that… YOU HAVE A CAVITY!!!!!!!!!
Nny: I KNEW THAT ALREADY!!!
Dentist: Well, we have to do a root canal.
Nny: Awah?
Dentist: Just sit back and relax. *Get GINOURMUS needle with numbing medacine*
Nny: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT FOR!?!?!?!!?
Dentist: It's so you wont feel pain.
Nny: *Gaping at needle*
Dentist: Now, it'll only hurt a little. *Jabs needle into Johnny's gums*
Nny: *attempted to say "Shit!" but the medicine made him say:* HIT!!!!!
Doctor: *Does root canal* Well, all done.
Nny: Ow~! (The medicine wore off after 20 minutes, while the dentist was still working)
Dentist: Now, here's a hankercheif for the blood! *Hands Nny hankercheif*
Nny: *Sponges blood off his aching gums*
Dentist: Now, come back in the next two weeks for your new tooth!
Nny: WTH? *feels for tooth that had cavity* GONE?!?! (Thinking: As soon as I get my tooth back, he'll pay!)
Nurse: The Dentist will see… Todd Casil.
Squee: *Sees Johnny* *Gulp* C'mon shmee, lets be brave!
Shmee: Why? I'm not the one going up there.
Nny: Don't worry, Squee, I'll go with you!
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THE END, SO REVIEW OR I WILL MELT YOUR FACE OFF WITH WATER!!!!!! OR MOOSE VISION!!!!!