ICBG

Here's part two of my story, FF's most popular three-way crossover of Twilight, Maximum Ride, and Monsters vs. Aliens. Yeah, that doesn't hold a lot of weight, does it?

Anyway, part one was entitled "Monsters vs. Vampires"; go check that one out, and you may also want to see "The Good Life", the MVA-only prequel to the x-over.

Okay, Disclaimer: The Twilight Saga belongs to Stephenie Meyer, Maximum Ride belongs to James Patterson, and Monsters vs. Aliens belongs to... uh... I don't know, some clown or another.

Chapter 1: Meet Jewel

JEWEL

Yo. The name is Jewel. Here are a few things you might need to know.

First off, I'm a robot. Valued at about 170 billion American dollars. Not only am I capable of as many functions as a human brain, but my exterior is made of ruby, diamond, and pearl. The Big Guy doesn't cut corners.

The Big Guy is Pablo Rodriguez. Graduated college at 10, Ph.D. at 14. And no, it wasn't in Dance. The government saw his brilliance as a danger, so they locked him up. He's the design guy now. Need a weapon? A prison? A security system? Let's go see Pablo Rodriguez! I'm his pet project. His baby. He worked on me in his spare time with his spare cash. I first achieved awareness back in 1979 and since then my intelligence and personality have developed steadily.

A few months ago the Big Guy was testing out a new invention. Somehow, a gecko got caught in the internal mechanism. Don't ask me how a gecko found its way into a secret government facility. Shit happens, I guess. Anyway, after the experiment the Big Guy was transformed into a giant talking gecko.

Well, the Big Guy knew that he had no choice. He was, by law, a monster. He escaped, along with me and a few other super-geniuses. The others didn't want the Big Guy to feel lonely, so they elected to go through with a similar experiment. Now they're all giant animals.

There are the twins. Noah and Laren Janicke. Abducted at a very young age for their dangerous intelligence; barely twelve now. They went through the machine with a stingray and a mountain goat. Changed their names to Ray and Ram.

Felicia Nguyen. Beautiful woman. Deaf, but a phenomenal computer expert. She was melded with a snake. Albert Bach, the mathematician, melded himself with an albatross. Laura Kris became a frog, Danny Brooks an octopus. Not wanting me to feel left out, they designed my features to resemble a spider.

So there they are. Seven super-geniuses transformed into animals, on the run. What to do? Well, the rest of the world's monsters have been proving themselves. The government-hidden monsters were released to combat the alien invasion. Now they live in California. Right? Then there are the bird kids. They didn't really do anything, they're just cute. They live wherever they want to.

We all looked to the Big Guy as our leader. The oldest, the smartest, the first of us in everything. His idea? World domination. It's the only way for us to get acceptance. We make 'em accept us. First we get the other monsters on our side. Right? Then along with them we establish our rule. All will answer to the ICBG.

That's "International Conglomerate of Bad Guys". A bit of a misnomer. We're not international and we're not a conglomerate. It just has a nice ring to it. We got the name from an episode of "Chuck". Cute show.

Anyway, so we're gonna take over the world. Right? But there's a complication. It seems there are other monsters in the world who have yet to go public. And all three of these groups (maybe more than three, who knows, right?) have formed an alliance. So there's our first stop: Forks, Washington.