A.N.) It's been so, so long… *sigh* I feel refreshed.

Disclaimer) The annual "I don't own Night World!" It just breaks my heart.

Dayberaker Online Chat

Chapter 23: Revisiting Randomness

(Everyone is at the Daybreaker Mansion)

Knight-In-Pigs'-Skin (Ash) has logged on.

Knight-In-Pigs'-Skin (Ash): Friends! Come forth and discuss things that are both unnecessary and of complete stupidity!

Half-Half Hybrid (Jez) has logged on.

Knight-In-Pigs'-Skin (Ash): No way! I wasn't expecting that to work! O_O

Half-Half Hybrid (Jez): Expecting what to work?

Knight-In-Pigs'-Skin (Ash): Nothing…

'Poppytive-Thinking' (Poppy) has logged on

Poppytive-Thinking (Poppy): *Humming*

Half-Half Hybrid (Jez): Hey, Poppy! ;D

Poppytive-Thinking (Poppy): Hi, Jez! :D

Knight-In-Pigs'-Skin (Ash): Hi, Poppy.

Poppytive-Thinking (Poppy): Hi, Ass! :D

Knight-In-Pigs'-Skin (Ash): … It's Ash, Poppy.

Poppytive-Thinking (Poppy): Do-do-do-dum-do-DA!

Knight-In-Pigs'-Skin (Ash): … ^_^" Uh… Poppy? What are you doing?

Poppytive-Thinking (Poppy): *Humming* I'm a—SEX PIXIE!

Half-Half Hybrid (Jez): YEAH!

'Secret-Vampire' (James) has logged on.

Secret-Vampire (James): -_-" No you're not, Poppy. And Phil would stake me if I let you become one.

Knight-In-Pigs'-Skin (Ash): AW! Way to ruin the party, James.

Secret-Vampire (James): Shut up, Ass.

Knight-In-Pigs'-Skin (Ash): It's Ash! A. S. H. With a shush sound! Like

Half-Half Hybrid (Jez): Trash?

Poppytive-Thinking (Poppy): Monster Mash? :D

Knight-In-Pigs'-Skin (Ash): Well, we are vampires, so technically, this is a monster mash.

'Dark-Knight' (Delos) has logged on.

Knight-In-Pigs'-Skin (Ash): And another vampire joins us~!

'Found-Love' (Lupe) has logged on.

Knight-In-Pigs'-Skin (Ash): And a werewolf!

I-Get-Even (Timmy) has logged on.

Knight-In-Pigs'-Skin (Ash): And a demon child!

I-Get-Even (Timmy):I have done nothing to cause ill favor of me!

Secret-Vampire (James): O_O Nothing to—

Poppytive-Thinking (Poppy): Ò_Ó Jamie…

I-Get-Even (Timmy): *Snickers* Yeah, Jamie, what were you going to say.

'Witch-Child' (Iliana) has logged on

Witch-Child (Iliana): Timmy, time to practice ABC's!

I-Get-Even (Timmy): Aw… I don't wanna. I can come up with dastardly plans of world domination. Why would I… Wait a second—I ALREADY KNOW THE ABC'S!

Witch-Child (Iliana): Let's go, Young Man.

I-Get-Even (Timmy): *huff* Fine.

I-Get-Even (Timmy) has logged off.

'Witch-Child' (Iliana) has logged off

Dark-Knight (Delos): Well, that was a show.

Found-Love (Lupe): Agreed.

Half-Half Hybrid (Jez): Forgive me, Peeps and Poppet! I must tend my noble motorcycle now! Alas, I shall see you come the morrow!

Half-Half Hybrid (Jez) has logged off

Dark-Knight (Delos): Lupe, I've been trying all day and am still clueless on what is going on in this Pokèmon game-thing!

Found-Love (Lupe): What seems to be the problem?

Dark-Knight (Delos): Kay, I suppose to be fighting this crazy, red-head girl—

Poppytive-Thinking (Poppy): What's that about a fellow red-head? Ò_Ó

Dark-Knight (Delos): Oh, she's crazy. And she's a gym leader, but is yelling because when I went to find her for a battle, she got mad because she was with a guy and he left, so—

Knight-In-Pigs'-Skin (Ash): Wait! She's mad at you for that? How's that your fault?

Dark-Knight (Delos): She was on a date with him when I found her or something, so he got nervous and that's when he left, so—

Secret-Vampire (James): Wait! She's a gym leader! Does she expect people not to come looking for battles?

Found-Love (Lupe): Yeah… That's Misty. She can be annoying.

Poppytive-Thinking (Poppy): Stop that! She's not annoying. She's Ash Ketchum's soulmate!

Dark-Knight (Delos): We're getting off topic here—

Knight-In-Pigs'-Skin (Ash): Poppy, if there really was a relationship, why would they replace her with those other chicks?

Found-Love (Lupe): Yeah… They can be annoying too.

Poppytive-Thinking (Poppy): Hm! I only acknowledge the Kanto and Johto leagues!

Secret-Vampire (James): Yeah, that show is drawn out way past it's time.

Dark-Knight (Delos): Look guys, I just want some advice on how to get rid of her damn Lapris!

Found-Love (Lupe): Her Lapris?

Dark-Knight (Delos): Yeah! Every time I get it to the red zone, she just uses a full restore. Then that "Sing" attack puts my Jolteon asleep! Now that's annoying!

Secret-Vampire (James): Here, here.

Knight-In-Pigs'-Skin (Ash): Jolteons look cool, but they are never as good as a Pikachu.

Found-Love (Lupe): Do you know how hard it is to find a Pikachu in that game?

Dark-Knight (Delos): AND to get it at a level so that it can compete in the Kanto gyms? That's about 50 levels!

Poppytive-Thinking (Poppy): *groans* I really want to go watch the first season now. Come on, Jamie!

'Poppytive-Thinking' (Poppy) has logged off

Secret-Vampire (James): Yes, Poppy.

'Secret-Vampire' (James) has logged off.

Dark-Knight (Delos): Someone help me defeat this awful red-head!

Found-Love (Lupe): Let's go kick some Starmie booty!

'Found-Love' (Lupe) has logged off.

'Dark-Knight' (Delos) has logged off.

Knight-In-Pigs'-Skin (Ash): Am I the only one left? Friends! Come forth and discuss things that are both unnecessary and of complete stupidity!

'The-Panther's Prince' (Galen) has logged on.

'The-Cat' (Rashel) has logged on.

Knight-In-Pigs'-Skin (Ash): No way! It worked again! Hi guys!

The-Cat (Rashel): Hello Ass!

Knight-In-Pigs'-Skin (Ash): Cruel woman.

The-Panther's Prince (Galen): Hm…

Knight-In-Pigs'-Skin (Ash): Something wrong, Princey?

The-Panther's Prince (Galen): Alex keeps saying this one word over and over and points at me. I have no clue what it means. I think it's Spanish though.

The-Cat (Rashel): Well don't leave us with just that. What was the word?

The-Panther's Prince (Galen): Cabrón. I think.

Knight-In-Pigs'-Skin (Ash): Okay, I think there's a Spanish dictionary in the room. Hold on a second.

The-Cat (Rashel): So… the baby can understand Spanish?

The-Panther's Prince (Galen): I think it's from Iliana watching those Spanish soap operas with the language converted subtitles on the bottom. Usually Alex is in hearing range.

The-Cat (Rashel): Wow, the baby learned from watching TV, and I failed Spanish 2 twice. Not fair…

Knight-In-Pigs'-Skin (Ash): Got it! :D Okay… cabrón means bastard, asshole, shithead—

The-Cat (Rashel): I'm guessing the kid doesn't like you that much?

Knight-In-Pigs'-Skin (Ash): Wow, that baby's got a mouth.

The-Panther's Prince (Galen): ^_^ Keller loves him though. I think he'll grow out of this later.

Knight-In-Pigs'-Skin (Ash): Not while Timmy's his best friend.

The-Cat (Rashel): What about Timmy?!

Knight-In-Pigs'-Skin (Ash): Nothing!

The-Cat (Rashel): You want to take this outside Redfern?!

Knight-In-Pigs'-Skin (Ash): Bring it, Kitten!

The-Cat (Rashel): You're on!

'The-Cat' (Rashel) has logged off.

Knight-In-Pigs'-Skin (Ash): Excuse me, Galen. I have to go lock Rashel outside now.

The-Panther's Prince (Galen): That's not very nice…

Knight-In-Pigs'-Skin (Ash): Life ain't fair! Bye!

Knight-In-Pigs'-Skin (Ash) has logged off.

The-Panther's Prince (Galen): -_- Now what do I do?

'Black-Burn' (David) has logged on.

Black-Burn (David): Galen! You have to come watch this! Rashel and Ash are fighting outside and Rashel has Ash in a chokehold!

The-Panther's Prince (Galen): O_O Why would I want to watch that?

Black-Burn (David): Ouch! That was a low blow, Rashel! FOUL!

'Black-Burn' (David) has logged off.

The-Panther's Prince (Galen): What now?

'The-Panther' (Keller) has logged on.

The-Panther (Keller): Prince Galen, your humble lady shall be waiting outside for your company in watching her sister kick the crap out of Ash. Will you appear?

The-Panther's Prince (Galen): ^_^ I shall.

The-Panther (Keller): Let us go then, my prince!

The-Panther's Prince (Galen): I love you Keller.

The-Panther (Keller): Well, that's sweet. But don't expect a kiss till Ash has been knocked out at least once!

The-Panther's Prince (Galen): I will be waiting patiently for my princess.

The-Panther (Keller): You're too kind.

'The-Panther' (Keller) has logged off.

'The-Panther's Prince' (Galen) has logged off.


A.N.) I hope I didn't disappoint. Goodnight Everybody!