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Sasuke had pinned Sai to the ground. His blade hung dangerous above his head. The artist had fought tooth and nail against Sasuke but as usual, it wasn't enough. The Uchiha had him pinned by his throat. Naruto got off the bed. Sai's eyes lightened. The blonde put a finger to his lips and grabbed the lamp on Sasuke's side table.

" Well Sai I guess this is goodbye." Sasuke was about to bring his blade down when he was smacked in the head. Sai pushed the Uchiha off, he got to his feet and held Naruto. He smiled and kissed Sai gently.

" How? I thought you were under the control of the potion…" Sai asked extremely perplexed.

" Well you see I was beginning to feel the effects but then I arched really hard and I smacked my head really hard against the headboard…I came out of it almost instantly." Naruto said rubbing the back of his head. Which was still sore. " And since I knew you were coming I just pretended."

" So you were normal the entire time and didn't help me at all?! I COULD HAVE BEEN KILLED!" Sai yelled. Naruto shrugged. The artist rolled his eyes and let out a deep sigh. He pulled Naruto close to him. The blonde moved his face close to Sai's expecting a kiss but the artist smirked and let the blonde go. Naruto huffed and pouted.

The blonde decided that now would be a good time to put his clothes back on. Once clothed again they tied Sasuke's hands and feet with rope. Sai opened one of his scrolls and was about to throw Sasuke into it when Suigetsu walked into the room. The watery nin stood there for a moment.

" There's really no point in fighting you…" Suigetsu said falling on the ground pretending to pass out. The pair looked at each other for a moment but shrugged, tying up Suigetsu. They threw Sasuke and Suigetsu into the scroll. Sai rolled it back up before returning it to his kunai holster. The artist grabbed Naruto's hand and led them out of the Uchiha's room. They hadn't taken two steps before they were faced with Orochimaru. His eyes narrowed with anger.

" Hand over Sasuke, I will not let you leave with my new body." He said yellow eyes shining in the dim light. Sai pulled out his carrying scroll as soon as the snake man charged them. He opened it and swung it at Orochimaru. He was sucked into the scroll without any problems.

After walking a ways they encountered Kabuto. He just rolled his eyes and returned into the room he was hanging out of. He made sure to slam the door in their faces to show that he was not interested in them in the slightest bit. Naruto looked at Sai, who just shrugged. He was too happy to have Naruto back to even care about the world around him.

Now came the hard part. Find everyone who had gotten lost in the maze.

They both headed down one way together, just in case. Sai saw Kakashi first. He had been caught in a massive spider web and the spider's egg sack was slowly beginning to open; hungry babies inside. Naruto and Sai wasted no time in cutting the stick silk off their sensei. When he was free Kakashi made a fire and threw the egg sack into it. The babies burst out, on fire. The three of them decided that it was time to run.

Kakashi went down one way by himself and the other pair went down the other. They heard screams and knew that Sakura had taken this way. The rushed to see that Sakura was strapped into a chair being forced to look at naked pictures of Orochimaru. Naruto cringed at the pictures.

" SAVE ME!!" Sakura screamed. " HE'S SO PALE AND OLD!!"

" I just threw up in my mouth a little." Sai said holding a hand over his mouth. Naruto made a disgusted face and took a step away just incase he did actually throw up.

Sai cut Sakura free from her bonds. She muttered the entire way back about ' Naked Orochimaru, eye gouge.'

Kakashi had returned with Yamato, who was in no better condition than Sakura. He was muttering inaudibly and shaking harshly. He explained that Yamato was trapped in a gen jutsu that made everything taste like pickles. Apparently Yamato hated pickles. Naruto rolled his eyes. So much for him being a man.

Once everyone's emotion scars had been sated they headed back for Kohona.

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BACK TO KOHONA( in a jail)

Suigetsu and Sasuke sat in a cell together. They both sat on top bunk that belonged to the Uchiha. The stared at each other for a moment before the watery nin pushed Sasuke off his bunk. He landed on all fours, much like a cat. Suigetsu jumped on top of Sasuke, shaking him.

" This is all your fault! I'm too pretty to be used as a trade for a pack of cigarettes!" Suigetsu said, tears falling from his eyes in steady streams. The Uchiha pushed his companion off of him.

" Well you didn't have to pretend to pass out and let them capture you now did you? Besides I won't let them trade you for a pack of cigarettes. I'll trade you myself for something far more useful like someone who doesn't complain nearly as much as you do." Sasuke retorted. A few burly men entered their cell. Wicked smiles graced all of their faces.

" So which one of you wants to be first?" Sasuke pointed at Suigetsu who was shocked beyond belief to point back at Sasuke. The men threw a pack of cigarettes at Sasuke as he watched the watery nin be dragged out the room. He had obviously forgotten all of his ninja training in the brief moment. But the Uchiha shrugged and got back onto his bunk.

Orochimaru's cell was across from Sasuke's. He made kissing faces at the Uchiha all day long. He looked down at the pack of cigarettes in his hand and smirked. The next morning the snake like man had been hung by his penis in the cafeteria. Sasuke smirked and placed the pack of cigarettes into a very large inmates hand. Suigetsu came stumbling over to Sasuke. The men who had captured him followed close behind.

" I've never had a romp that good before. Tell you want I'll give you a pack of cigarettes every time I want some of this right here." The man said grabbed Suigetsu's ass. He made a kissy-face at him before leaving. The watery ninja clung to Sasuke's prison shirt.

" Say you'll never make me go back." Suigetsu asked.

" No promises."

A month later it was announced to many of the prisoners that Sasuke had become the best new pimp in the prison and Suigetsu, the perfect prostitute, much to his despair. And as for Orochimaru, well lets just say his tongue and penis are the same length. ------------

SAI AND NARUTO TIME (:

Sai and Naruto were very happy to say the least. After Sasuke was locked up Naruto had no need to worry about where he was or how he was doing. And it also kept Sasuke from being a creep who needs to get laid all the time. The artist found himself falling more and more in love with Naruto every moment they spent together.

Sai pushed his blonde into the bed. He nipped Naruto's bottom lip asking for entrance. It was granted almost instantly. The artist's tongue wrapped and Naruto in a sensual dance. He moaned into the kiss. Sai trailed his hands down Naruto's exposed chest. He made sure to flick and pinch the dusty nipples he found there. The blonde moaned a little bit. The replacement broke their kiss and trailed down his jaw line to his neck. When arrived at the blonde's tanned neck he bit and sucked, covering it in marks.

The raven hair man licked down Naruto's chest. He stopped at his nipples, biting and sucking them to hardness. The blonde shuddered in pleasure. While Sai was playing Naruto's nipples he began to rid the blonde of his pants. He pulled them down with his boxers. The blonde gasped at the feeling of colder air on his semi-hard erection. It got harder when he saw Sai lick his lips in anticipation of what he wanted to do. The raven licked down Naruto's stomach which made his muscles twitch. He moaned a little as Sai kissed the skin above his erection.

The raven never touched it directly, teasing Naruto to insanity. The blonde tried to grab Sai's head and force it down but he only got his wrists grabbed. Sai had to pin them back so the blonde wouldn't try anything else. He tied them with his headband. He loved how Naruto fought him the entire way. It turned him on more. Sai returned to his earlier work. He licked the inside of Naruto's thigh, next to his entrance. The blonde's breath hitched. Sai smirked at the reaction. Everything Naruto did was so sexy.

The artist finally gave Naruto some relief and licked his balls. The blonde moaned a little bit. Sai kissed upwards and when he reached the top of his cock licked all the way back down. Sometimes Sai would get a little frisky and nibble on the delicate skin, making Naruto go wild. The artist engulfed it fully, scrapping his teeth along whenever he bobbed his head. For some reason the blonde had a slight fear, from past experiences, that Sai was going to bite him. Whenever teeth scrapped a little too hard Naruto shut his eyes and breathed deeply.

A finger entered him. His eyes shot wide open, not expecting the intrusion. The blonde moaned and pushed back. Sai added a second, adding a bit more pressure in the thrusts. He made sure to scissor Naruto vigorously, making his loose enough so it would hurt him. The blonde was panting harshly at this point, he was getting close. Sai added a third finger and thrust harshly. Naruto screamed in bliss as white dots danced in his vision. The artist could have sworn that he heard his blonde purr when he was in so much bliss.

Sai pulled his fingers out, not being able to take much more of the foreplay. He got between Naruto's slightly parted legs and unbuttoned his pants. He pulled them down enough to where Naruto could see Sai's swollen cock. He pressed the tip into Naruto's tight hole, making sure to rub it creating a friction. The blonde moaned and pulled at his restraints. Sai leaned up and let Naruto's hands free. The blonde tackled Sai to the bed and placed him at his entrance.

" Since you've show me a good time, I'll return the favor." Naruto said descending on Sai's cock. The raven groaned as he gripped the blonde's hips guiding him down. The blonde went all the way back up and almost let Sai fall out before he pushed himself back down. He pulled Naruto down and their lips connected in a harsh kiss. The blonde bit Sai's lip, pulling it up a bit.

The artist knocked the blonde off his cock and forced him into the bed. Naruto moaned as Sai thrusted into him. The raven pulled Naruto's leg onto his shoulders. Sai went deep and he let out a throaty moan. The blonde watched in morbid fascination as Sai's cock disappeared into his entrance. The whole experience was amazing. His eyes rolled back into his head and he tightened around Sai. The replacement bit his lip to keep from cumming right then. Naruto released onto Sai's chest accompanied by a loud moan.

Sai moaned at the added tightness. His thrusts became much more needy and he thrusted in Naruto more erratically. The blonde would tease him by tightening his muscles. Sai let out a grunt and thrusted a little harder, as a punishment. He realized that he wouldn't be able to hold it much longer. He came into Naruto's tight hole. The blonde moaned a little at being filled with hot liquid. Sai collapsed onto his blonde. He kissed him on the forehead.

" Naruto starting tomorrow I'm going to be living here with you and I will clean!" Sai said rolling onto his side. The blonde pushed him off the bed.

" What?! How am I supposed to find anything if you move it." Naruto yelled sitting up in bed while he pointed an accusing finger at the artist.

" I'm surprised you can find anything now."

Naruto threw a pillow at Sai's head. The artist smirked at that and jumped onto the bed. He rolled around for a few minutes with Naruto. Eventually the blonde gave up and started to pout. Sai nibbled the pout off of those lips.

" I love you." He said with a smile. Naruto's face heated up slightly. Sasuke had said that a million times but he never really felt it to be true until now.

" I love you too, I guess."

" WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU GUESS?!"

And the fighting resumed.

Hurray Sai and Naruto are in love and are happy!! THANKS FOR READING (:

Me: I really hope Alrye reads this…
Naruto: Why?
Me: She hates SaiNaru and this would stick it to her. I mean she even went so far as too distract me from writing this. Thinking yaoi would distract me from my duties would work….Ok it did but I still got everything done. ANYWAY thanks for your reviews and reading this fic. Until next time this is HITOKO-SAMA