SPECIAL NOTICE! SPECIAL NOTICE!
(Last time I'll be abusing my Author Note privileges for this story so PAY ATTENTION!)

Though I have received quite a few email complaints, the entire story is no longer available online. The original novel it was based on, How to Lose Yourself in One Year or Less, is now available in print and, though completely different, I've been advised not to post Screwing Up online anymore. Don't worry, I'll be writing up new things for you soon enough. I've kept the first chapter up because I just can't part with all those reviews. I'll get over it eventually, but thank you all for reading and for your kind support.

Much love to you all,
G. Padron.