Die her hair purple

tell Alice that shopping isn't really her thing

dress Alice in a sack

date Mike Newton

Date Tyler Crowley

Date ANY of the Forks High Boys.

Do the deed with Edward…(EWWW)

Paint the Volvo pink and write "available call NOW!"

Tell Lauren that she wants to be friends.

Kiss Jacob Black

Hang around any of the pack

Make friends with Leah Clearwater (though they would be good friends)

Propose to Caius of the Volturri.

Cheat on Emmett

Kill Bella

Seduce Charlie… (Sick on soooooo many levels!)

Tell Jasper he has emotional problems.

tell Esme that Carlisle loves a nurse and she is going to have his child

Tell Carlisle Esme has run off with Aro.

Tell Edward he should see someone about the "Voices" in his head

Give Alice a brochure for an asylum

send Jasper to therapy to talk about his "feelings"

Send Alice to an Addiction rehab center.

Tell Bella that Edward ran away with Gianna from the Volturri.

Tell Jane that Alec is in love with Bella

Tell Emmett that Felix is Better than him

Roleplay with Emmett dressed as a priest and nun (no offense)

Put on makeup to look like a Barbie

Join the stripper club staff (wouldn't Emmett like that)

Cut her Hair

Tell Boys she sparkles like a million diamonds

Do the deed with Emmett on Edwards piano

Love ANYONE other than our teddy bear named Emmett!