A/N: HOLA! I just thought of this idea when I was in bed and I couldn't sleep . That and because I was rewatching some Soul Eater episodes and I was like "if Crona can't deal with it then why don't you help her?!?!"

So here's to my new story XD I tend to have a very short attention span when it comes to writing…

OKAY LET'S GO!!!!

Soul: Being Cool

"Crona," Maka leaned next to the large steel door of Crona's room against the cold, hard brick wall. Her hand fell against her side and she sighed. "Crona, I think you should come out now. Nobody's upset."

Maka heard a sniffle. "Yes they are."

Maka's hands left the rough texture of the wall and she crossed her arms. "Crona, people write depressing poems all the time! And you have a er- talent!"

Crona ignored Maka's statement. "I don't know how to deal with anything… I'm pathetic…"

"Crona?" Maka said, with much concern for her friend.

"Don't –sniff- worry about –sniff- me, Maka," Crona said, her voice muffled through the door. "You should –sniff- go back to class and –sniff- get ready for the next test…"

Maka sighed and left the steel door. Her feet walked up the candle-lit staircase, her face getting frighteningly bright everytime she passed a candle. It's like when you hold a flashlight below your face and scare your cousin. Only, this was a candle, not a flashlight, and she wasn't trying to scare her cousin, she was just concerned.

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"Crona can't 'deal with it' again?" Stein sighed, spinning slowly in his chair. Maka was standing next to Soul, who was sitting on a table. To the right Black Star was standing on a table and Tsubaki was sitting, not attempting to get him down, and to the left Kid, Liz and Patty were just leaning against the tables.

"I can understand why. I mean she was raised by Medusa, she's made fun of because she was raised by Medusa, and she almost caused one of the death scythes to commit suicide after reading her poem," Tsubaki said.

"I wish he had," Maka said. 'But, nooo, at the last moment he thought that he had a 'loving daughter,' that was going to 'miss him.' In his dreams."

"Okay, group extra credit," Stein said suddenly. Maka lit up at the word "extra credit." Kid , Liz, and Tsubaki showed a little interest, Patty was wondering if "extra credit" had something to do with "giraffe," and Black Star and Soul could've cared less. "I want you guys to write a guide book for Crona to help her through life at Shibusen. Are you guys willing to do it?"

"It's a waste of my time," Soul said, about to leave the room.

"Yeah, I have to keep my reputation as 'the man that will be higher than god.' My fans are waiting," Black Star said, following Soul. ("What fans?" Maka said to Liz, who shrugged hopelessly.)

"Who ever writes the best one gets a 'no homework' pass or cake."

"Okay, we're in for the cake."

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Soul put down the pencil and stretched his arms. He looked down at pride at his messy handwriting. It was perfect.

"Soul? Can you make dinner?" Maka said, coming into the room with her laundry basket infront of her.

"Sure, why not?" Soul said, brushing past Maka and toward the kitchen.

Maka spotted the sheet of paper on Soul's desk and put down the laundry basket. She picked it up and started reading.

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Five Easy Steps to being Cool by Soul Eater Evans

Don't take crap from anyone. Cuz those people are just jealous of your coolness. Just stay calm and cool.

Don't get into pointless fights. It's just not cool.

Dye your hair white. Yes, it is necessary. People with white hair are naturally cool.

Don't hit people on the heads in books just because they tell you that you're flat as a chest.

Your partner is your life. Protect her and forget everything else. But don't do it stupidly. Protect and look cool doing it.

Maka sighed. She took out a pen and started writing

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"Soul! Your show is on!" Maka said.

"Hold on!" Soul called. He glanced down at his paper. There were some comment written in perfect, neat writing. It was definitely Maka.

Five Easy Steps to being Cool by Soul Eater Evans

Don't take crap from anyone. Cuz those people are just jealous of your coolness. Just stay calm and cool. That's great, but you spelled 'cause wrong.

Don't get into pointless fights. It's just not cool.

Dye your hair white. Yes, it is necessary. People with white hair are naturally cool. Most people would think people with white hair are old…

Don't hit people on the heads in books just because they tell you that you're flat as a board. For your information, it is very offensive!

Your partner is your life. Protect her and forget everything else. But don't do it stupidly. Protect and look cool doing it. Thanks. By the way, type this up, your handwriting is disgusting.

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A/N: Hahaha… That was kinda lame. Sorry . I have NO IDEA how to be cool actually, because I'm not cool, I'm just ultra hyper x3 Reviews plz? Criticism? Who I should do next, cause I have no idea O.o