Original song: Stacy's Mom by Fountains of Wayne

Ichigo's Solo – Uryu's Dad

Uryu's dad has got the gonads
Uryu's dad has got the gonads
Uryu's dad has got the gonads
Uryu's dad has got the gonads

Uryu can I come over after schoo-oo-oo-oo-ool
(After school)
You can fix up Kon and make him look coo-oo-oo-oo-ool
(Make him a fool)
Did your dad get back from his business trip
(Business trip)
Is he there, and would he mind if we double di-i-i-i-ip
(Double dip)
You know I'm not the little boy that I used to be
I'm a soul reaper now
Baby, can't you see

Uryu's dad has got the gonads
He's all I want
And I want him so bad
Uryu can't you see
You're just not the Quincy for me
I know it might be sad
But I'm in love with Uryu's dad

Uryu, do you remember when we went to Soul Society
(Soul Society)
When we got back your dad said you could no longer see-e-e-e-e
(See me)
I could tell he like me by the way he glared
(Way he glared)
And the way he said, "You missed a Hollow over ther-e-e-e-re"
(Hollow over there)
And I know that you think it's just a fantasy
But since your mom's not in the manga
Your dad could use a guy like me

Uryu's dad has got the gonads
He's all I want
And I want him so bad
Uryu can't you see
You're just not the Quincy for me
I know it's just a fad
But I'm in love with Uryu's dad

I'm in love with
Uryu's dad
Oh-oh, oh-oh
I'm in love with
Uryu's dad
Oh-oh, oh-oh
Wait a minute
Uryu can't you see
You're just not the Quincy for me
I know it might be bad
But I'm in love with Uryu's dad