Author's Notes: Written last fall. Had a hell of a fun time writing it. I'm not putting this as complete because I might write more stories in this setting. (The reason I didn't continue with chapters in the first place is because I couldn't decide what pairings I wanted to include XDD) Disclaimer. Enjoy!

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"God, I'm so tired!"

"Man, my feet are sore…I hope they don't make us do anything else today…"

A horde of chattering girls swarmed into the shower room, remembering the day's incidents as they stripped to bathe.

"And then did you see how Sora tripped over that rock?" Kairi laughed, peeling her shirt off. "Oh my God! I thought I was gonna have a heart attack!"

Naminé grinned up at her as she unlaced her boots. "That was pretty stupid of him, I'll have to agree."

"Aw, but we love him." Flinging off the remainder of her clothes under the safety of a towel, Kairi whooped and leapt towards the showers. "It's clean time, baby!"

—-

"Just go in."

"No."

"C'mon — I'll pay you!"

"No."

"God, you're such a party pooper. Just go!"

"For God's sake, no!"

Axel slumped onto a log, cradling his head in his hands. He let out a muffled groan. "Roxas," he sighed. "You are such a pansy."

Roxas rolled his eyes, slouching as he stared down at his friend. "What, so you're a pansy if you don't go into the girl's shower room and take a peek?"

Axel glanced up at him. "Well, yeah."

He growled in frustration, turning around. "Y'know, Axel, you can be such a dick sometimes."

"Pansy."

"Shut up!"

To Roxas's surprise, he actually did. But he was relieved only for a moment; Axel being quiet is not a good sign. Suddenly, cold claws of fear gripped his shoulders. No, wait — those were Axel's hands. "Sorry, buddy," the redhead sighed as Roxas struggled uselessly. "You gotta deflower your innocence at some point." And on that note, he shoved Roxas through the doors.

—-

A piercing scream rebounded off the walls.

"Oh, God! There's a guy in here!"

The shriek was soon echoed as girls clutched clothes and towels tightly to their bodies, pointing and screeching at the intruder.

The poor kid tried to avert his eyes, shoving a shoulder against the door. But it wouldn't give.

Naminé stepped around the corner to see what the commotion was about. Her eyes flicked to Roxas's face and widened; What is Roxas doing in the girl's bathroom? Just as that thought passed behind her lids, a hand slipped through the door and shoved Roxas hard. With a yelp, he came tumbling into Naminé.

Who was wearing only a towel.

Who tried to reach a hand around to break the fall.

And failed.

Naminé squeaked as, world spinning, they toppled to the linoleum. Roxas let out a soft "oof" as he landed on top of her, both of their breaths knocked out. She stared up at him for a second, face slowly reddening.

He blinked at her. Then he was up, racing towards the door. "I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!" she heard him cry as he burst through the wall of girls.

Naminé stayed on the ground, waiting for the blush to fade as she stared at the spot where he had been. Kairi walked around the corner, and, kneeling by her, muttered her opinion on the incident.

"Scoooooore."

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Roxas exploded through the door. He had expected resistance, but there was none; the momentum carried him to the edge of the woods. He wheeled around; Axel was rolling on the leaf-covered ground, laughing his ass off. How unexpected. Roxas stomped over to him, trying to force words up his throat. "You — you —!"

But Axel was too out of breath to even attempt retaliation.