A/N: I got this idea here late at night, it's rather suckish, but WATEV. Had to post it, just had to.
"Alright class, today we will be working on our 'If I was Rich' projects! Today, we're going to draw a picture and underneath it finish this sentence-'If I was rich...' Alright, you can start now! You have half an hour and then we'll all share our projects so far."
The Southern Water Tribe fifth-grade girls looked at their new teacher dumbfounded. They were NOT little kids! This project was for idiots!
"Class, I understand that being girls slightly restricts you from learning what the boys do, but this project isn't as hard as you think! My girls in the Northern Water Tribe could do this, and so can you!"
"Sexist hogmonkey." Katara mumbled. "We'll show him!" She quickly passed a note to the girl next to her, who read it and nodded.
"No wonder, though, he's from the Northern Water Tribe." she whispered. Katara nodded grimly. Girls were just as capable as boys! And Mr. Sexist Hogmonkey(she didn't know his real name) was going to get a good slap into reality. All the girls bent over their work, all driven to show thier teacher he needed that slap REAL bad.
"Okay, class, first is Emillie!" Katara groaned. Emillie was acomplete idiot.
"If I was rich, I would go penguin sledding every day!" Emillie said loudly, showing a picture of herself penguin sledding. It wasn't that bad, either! Even Emillie seemed to try to prove this guy wrong.
"Tanaea!"
"If I was rich, I'd teach all the unfairly treated female waterbenders at the North Pole how to fight!" Mr. Hogmonkey looked shocked. Serves him right, Katara thought.
"Lalindia!"
"If I was rich, I would fire you." Lalindia said straight to Mr. H's face.
"Yeah! Go Lalindia!" The girls cheered as she sat back down.
"That was extremely rude, missy. I expect better behavior from you from now on. Jadiresa?"
"If I was rich, I would rebuild our tribe."
The girls continued to come up and show the teacher they were far from idiots.
"If I was rich, I would set up shelters for the homeless."
"If I was rich, I would build schools where boys and girls learn together, as EQUALS."
Finally, "Katara."
"If I was rich, I would bring home our brothers, fathers, and friends from the war and unite all four of the nations again. The airbenders would come back, and the Avatar too. Best of all, my family and my friends' families would all be together again."
The bell rang, and the girls filed out, smirking at the fact that thier teacher had gotten that snap into reality, along with a kick and a punch.
A/N: So her we are, at the end, as an old wise woman once said. Actually, I said that, and I'm not old or wise- I am a woman, though! :D Please review, even if you just read that and thought it was the worst piece of crap ever… or if you actually liked it! Au Revoir, mon amis!