"Emily is 6 1/2 months pregnant. I will be a father in 2 1/2 months," thought Matt,"How am I going to do this?!"
"Matt. Maaatttt...MATT!"
Matt looked up from his daydreaming at Emily. "Yes?"
"Matt, I need you to help me get in the car. It's not as easy as it looks, believe me," sighed Emily as Matt jumped up from his lawn chair. Matt was driving Emily to the first of her doctor's appointments that would happen every 2 weeks for the next 2 months. Then, doctor's visits every week.
"You ready to go?" asked Matt.
"Yeah, I've been ready. YOU just weren't!" exclaimed Emily. Matt sighed. She had been very moody lately. She changed the mood of everyone around her. Guess that's where the saying Hormonal Hurricane came from...
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At the Doctor's Office...
"Hello, Ms...Kelgner?" said the young doctor. He had a British accent. "You look a bit far along in the pregnancy to come in for your first visit now."
"Well, we had a little bump in the road when I was a month and a half pregnant. I woke up from a coma 3 months later and they wouldn't let me out for another month...so here we are. Oh. I'm 6 1/2 months pregnant in case you want to know." explained Emily in one breath. Matt looked like he was in pain.
"Ah. Well I'm glad to see you're fine. Shall we get started?" asked the doctor with a name tag that said Shane Smith. What kind of a British last name was that?
"Certainly. C'mon, Matt," said Emily, holding out her hand.
"Sorry. No friends, allowed. Only family." Dr. Smith said abrubtly.
"Oh, he's not a friend. He's my baby daddy." laughed Emily. Matt blushed.
"Oh, my mistake. Well, both of you come along." said Dr. Smith quickly.
After their exam, Emily, Matt, and Dr. Smith went into his office.
"Do you have any questions?" asked Dr. Smith.
"Yes. Could you tell me anything at all about my baby. How its growing? If it's dreaming? Does it have a beating heart?" asked Emily.
"Hmm, so you would pretty much like we to give you a play by play of your childs development?"
"Yes, please"
"Okay, lets start at the beginning...