I couldn't help but feel left out when I started to notice a lot of people doing the 'series of oneshots' thing. So I had to join in. I will be doing at least 50 oneshots, some related and others unrelated, on our favourite couple Jane & Lisbon. Btw, I need ideas, any thoughts??? please review and let me know what you think :D
Drabbles of Jisbon
Underwear
Lisbon had opted for her usual work attire that morning, even though the unexpected heat wave made her want to strip down to her underwear and lay on the CBI roof in hope of gaining a tan on her pale porcelain skin. However, she decided against it, one; because she didn't want to get fired, and two; because she didn't want to give Patrick Jane the satisfaction of everyone seeing her underwear, and therefore proving he was right. Right about her underwear that is, the infamous subject that was brought up into conversation last week, when Jane had correctly guessed that Lisbon wore Thong's to work. She could remember the conversation so clearly in her head, and she could remember Jane's smug face like it was tattooed on the inside of her eyelids.
"Since when did this conversation become the topic of my, let me alter that. Your BOSSES, underwear?" Lisbon sat back stunned in her chair as Jane and Cho grinned at each other. Rigsby and Van Pelt, whilst subtly listening into the conversation, made sure they didn't look too, interested, being careful not to anger their boss further, even though they both knew that if anyone would be the brunt of Teresa Lisbon's anger, it would be Jane.
"My dear, dear Lisbon. We were simply chatting about how, as a boss, how professional you are" Lisbon smiled sarcastically at Jane's attempt to divert her from the question she had asked.
"Obviously! How could a conversation about your bosses professionalism not, turn into one about her underwear." she stood up, her coffee in her hand and ready to turn away from the conversation.
"But that's exactly how it happened. We then began debating over how a woman could be that, professional." Cho sunk in his chair, holding his own coffee cup in front of his face trying to go unnoticed. Rigsby was edging ever so slightly away from the desk and towards the kitchen and Van Pelt was becoming more and more engrossed in whatever her laptop was doing.
"And..?" Lisbon still stood, desperately wanting to forget the conversation and head into her office but feeling more and more drawn to what her consultant was going to come up with next.
"And... I said that a woman couldn't be that professional and that you have subtle rebellions that always seem to go unnoticed but never the less, make you feel more, human, lets say." Now Jane stood up, edging towards her and only stopping when his mouth was near her ear and when she flinched with the unexpected contact.
"One of your subtle rebellions Agent Lisbon, is wearing a thong, to work." He left her with that thought, and only turned back to watch the colour start to rise in her cheeks, and his favourite shade of red start to descend.
Yes, Lisbon remembered the conversation, extremely well. Especially given the fact, that three hours later, Jane got to see exactly what underwear Lisbon wore, and exactly how it looked laying on her office floor. Although Jane was right about the thong, no one else needed to know that.
So here's my first drabble and I hoped that, one; you followed it, and two; you enjoyed it. Please review folks, to tell me how you felt about it and if you have any cool ideas for another drabble :D
-C x