So I was babysitting the other day (fabulous money) and we were watching Peter Pan and I'm like woah, what an angsty love triangle that is!!! And so this is what came out. Hopefully you like it, and let me know if you do because I've seriously been sad at the lack of response I've been getting from you guys lately and I'm a little worried that I've lost my pixie dust. (Okay bad pun... or whatever but seriously, I needed to lighten the mood because oddly enough I get very uncomfortable in somber places... I always giggle at funerals, it's a curse I swear)
She always wanted to be a Disney Princess
But not quite like this
But she'll play her part
( look whose perfect now mother dearest )
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She plays Tinkerbell to his Peter Pan
She sparkles and glitters and glows beside him
She'll shine for him forever
( he's just a little too busy saving his Wendy )
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She doesn't want to love him
It's just the sort of thing that happens
When you're best friends with a guy like him
( when you're best friends with Shane Gray you're bound to get burned )
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He makes her feel alive
He makes her feel real
He makes her feel young
( when she's with him she can feel )
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She'll play devoted best friend
And when it gets to be a little too much?
Well she has her own kind of pixie dust
( and oh how it makes her fly )
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She doesn't think Mitchie
Excuse her, Wendy
Is quite up to his speed
( you need wings to keep up with him )
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She crosses her fingers
And waits for that bitch to fall
Patience has never been her strong suit
( how she'd love to push her into a lagoon of jealous mermaids )
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She needs her pixie dust
Needs it to fly
Needs it to sparkle
( she needs it to feel beautiful )
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Some call her vain
But they don't understand
She's just fascinated with the way she glows from the inside out
( after all she's so hallow on the inside )
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She needs him
She needs him
She needs him
( and he needs her for all the wrong reasons )
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So she'll just have to wait
Wait for him to fall in love with her
Wait for his Wendy to fall on her face
( wait for this searing pain to just go the fuck away )
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She leaves a trail of glitter
She glows as his personal lantern
And she loves him with all she has
( and when he breaks her she'll always have her pixie dust )
(( fly away Tinkerbell, fly away from this mess ))