AN:PLEASE READ, DESPITE IT'S RANDOMNESS IT WILL HELP THE STORY MAKE SENSE!

Anyhooo this was inspired by a bubble bath I had today! 8D I was just going to have a normal bath when suddenly I very randomly decided, 'NO! I'm going to be different today! I shall add bubbles!!!!!' So that's just what I did, however I had already filled the bath tub and thus when I poured the bubble bath stuff in it just went to the bottom of the tub. So then I was all like, 'oh no you di'int!' So then I took my hand and mixed it around really quickly and made bubbles! 8D It was pretty great. Anyways so that reminded me of this story that I had thought of whilst writing the third chapter of my other story 'That Which Is White.' So I decided to write this thing up and then next thing you know I was typing and then writing yet another random and rambling authors note!

Also I realize this is super late since most people are on theme number 4 by now...but I've been really sick and my computer monitor exploded so. . .yah. I also couldn't think of what to write for this one sooo I wrote fics for the three after it but not for this one in specific.

Disclaimer: Nope.

Warnings: . . .this is a YULLEN week fic, what the hell do you think this has in it?

A Misunderstanding

Allen Walker was about to die and he was one hundred percent sure of it too. Why, you may ask, was he going to die? Well it's quite simple really, he was doomed to die because he had misunderstood something. Then again if you were British and your first and only language was English you probably wouldn't have understood the series of symbols on the folded up label on a specific soap bottle either. The symbols were this; ' '神 田 ユウ' and it just so happens that they were Japanese. And even further it turns out that they were the Japanese symbols that made up a certain Japanese exorcists name. So, as Allen found out the hard way, the bottle that ever so innocently read, 'Property of: 神田 ユウ ' was a great deal more ominous then it seemed. Turns out that, that simple and rather pretty looking label actually meant, ' Property of: Kanda Yuu'. Had Allen not misunderstood this he probably would've unfolded the other half of the seemingly harmless label too. However he didn't, so he didn't see the other half of the tarnished label and he didn't read the last and, Allen thought in retrospect, most important part of the label,

'Property of: Kanda Yuu,

Use if you wanna die.'

So of course after not being able to understand the warning our poor, sweet, and innocent Moyashi decided to use the lovely and slightly familiar smelling soap to wash his body.

After the British exorcist had fully stripped his clothes off he waded in from the shallow part of the bath all the way to a semi deep (actually fairly shallow) part that hit just below his shoulders. He let out a contented sigh allowing himself a moment to relax and loosen the tension in his strained muscles as he turned around to face the bath's smooth and warm wall, letting his chest rest against it. Allen put the bottle of soap on the ledge his arms were currently crossed and resting upon, as he felt his eyes lazily slide shut when he let the warm steam from the baths sooth him.

The white haired exorcist's breathing became steady and deep as he slowly slipped deeper into his subconscious. He was nearly asleep when the door to the baths was opened and a new and completely unnoticed visitor arrived. Allen in his reverie was not at all aware of the fact that there was someone else currently in the room with him, so when a deep voice broke through the air he whirled around quickly in shock.

"Moyashi what the hell are you doing in he-- Oi, is that my soap! What the fuck are you doing with that, do you have a death wish!?"

Now when the said Moyashi whirled around in shock at the sound of Kanda's irate voice, he just happened to move his arms in a clean sweeping motion. It was the very same clean sweeping motion that caused Allen's arm to push the adjacent and open bottle of Kanda's soap into the water. Allen looked down to his arm and then to the bottle that was currently submerged and leaking its contents in water. Finally Allen, very begrudgingly, turned to look at Kanda. And this was the moment that Allen Walker knew he was about to die and was one hundred percent sure of it too.

"What the fuck was that you stupid clutzy moron!?" Kanda's face was contorted into homicidal rage as he spat out more random insults and threats at his Moyashi.

"I didn't know it was yours baKanda, if I had I wouldn't have grabbed it. Sheesh, how was I supposed to know it was yours anyways?" Allen snapped back angrily, watching slightly awed as Kanda stripped off his own clothing and joined him in the bath before replying.

"Che, you could've read the label moron, that's what most people do." Kanda rolled his eyes as he walked a couple of feet closer to the bean sprout.

"I did read the label baKanda but I didn't see a name on it."

"How could you not have seen the name, the bottle clearly states property of Kanda Yuu, use if you wanna die." Kanda paused briefly in his journey over to the white haired teen to say this, as he crossed his arms across his chest in a 'I-think-you're-a-complete-fucking-moron' manner.

". . .No the bottle didn't say that, it sai-- Oh! Those weird symbols were your name!? Wait. . . how was I supposed to know that you bastard, I can't read Japanese!" Allen looked at Kanda exasperated, only to notice he was still advancing coming ever closer to Allen's personal bubble. Allen shuddered Kanda's eyes had a malicious and slightly hungry look to them.

"Well I suppose I'll just have to punish you for being exceedingly ignorant then. You should count yourself lucky that I'm letting you off the hook so easy this time, Mo-ya-shi." Kanda's smug smirk grew as he watched Allen splutter at what he had said.

"P-punish me? I didn't do anything wrong, it's just a simple misunderstanding, I'll just buy you a new bottle of that stuff next time I go into town okay?" Allen swallowed, he didn't like the predatory glint in Kanda's eyes.

"Hmm, I think I'll take you up on that offer Moyashi, next time you go to Singapore you can buy me another bottle." Allen's face briefly lit up at the concept of being let off the hook so easily by Kanda. Sure he had to go to some market in Singapore but at least he was escaping with his head. This was a very lucky day indee-

"However," Kanda paused for dramatic effect here, reveling in the way Allen's eyes widened and how he gulped nervously. "I think that it truly would be an absolute waste to not take advantage of the soap currently in the water..." Kanda trailed off observing the, now confused, look on Allen's face.

"But the soaps probably already been spread around the entire bath by now, plus since it's in the water we can't make it sudsy and actually wash ourselves in it, you're being stupid baKanda." Kanda smirked.

"Che, we can make the soap 'sudsy' by moving around in it quickly baka Moyashi, and since it's everywhere in the baths I guess we'll just have to 'move around quickly' in every square inch of this water. . .and since this is such a big bath I say we get busy and put that soap to good use." Kanda smirked seductively if not a tad creepily as he predatorily stalked closer to his Moyashi. Allen once again gulped visibly as Kanda finally closed the gap between their bodies and grabbed Allen by the waist.

"Erm. . .I suppose that by 'move quickly' you don't mean swimming do you?" Allen's only answer was a pair of hot and soft lips pressed roughly to his own. Nope, he definitely didn't mean swimming.

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Three or so hours later several finders watched as a very flustered Allen Walker limped out of the baths, followed almost instantly by a very smug and sated looking Kanda Yuu. As Allen made his way through the halls he was followed closely by Kanda,who apparently had the most phenomenal and inhuman stamina of anyone in the order and who wasn't actually done with Allen just merely needed a change of scenery...Allen's bedroom being his own personal preference.

Allen groaned first thing tomorrow he was going to go straight to Lavi and demand that the red head teach him to read and speak fluently in Japanese and quickly. . .judging by the looks Kanda was giving him he was definitely going to be needing the skill a great deal more often in the future.

AN: And I'm done!!! Yay!!!!!!!!!!! XD Alright well thank you for reading and I apologize for the severe OOC ness of this little ficlet! And how uber rushed it is!!

So in a moment of severe inconsistency from me, I've decided to make this a really short author's note. . .cuz I'm cool like that.

~byes