A/N : ANNNNNND WE;RE BACK!!...with another chapter.
Ciel : Maybe this one will make some damn sense and not have me raeped every 5seconds. =_=;;
Headphonez(Author 1) : Awwiez, But Ciel-sama that;s one of the whole points in most fanfics. The uke is to be raeped as much as possible. ^_^
Ciel : WELL I DON'T WANNA BE RAEPED!!
Headphonez : WELL TOO BAD!! I'M THE WRITER PERSON THING HERE!!
Ciel : SO!!
Headphonez : So, when you become a writer person thing then you can decide when t be raeped, if your raeped, and how to be raeped.
So stick THAT in your juice box and suck it!!
Author 2 (now dubbed as Ciel2) : Hey hey stop fighting you two or I'll call Sebby!!
Ciel&Headphonez : O_O, ....you would'nt...
Ciel 2 : I would. *grins*
DISCLAIMER!! : AGAIN, WE OWN NOTHING BUT THE MSN ACCOUNTS!!
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Headphonez : i suddenly have the urge to go to england
Ciel2 : lolz XD
Headphonez : MAYBE I'LL SEE CIEL'S HOUSE!! .......oh wait it burned down.....awwwwwwwwwww ....IT is decided,...i shall go to japan, then england, then back to japan.
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(Day 1 : Headphonez & Ciel)
Ciel : You burnt my house?! O ^ O DX
Headphonez : NO!! that angel dude did remember??
Ciel : O_O
Headphonez : what?....why am i being looked at like i did it??
Ciel : cuz you said it.
Headphonez : .................the curtains made me do it???
Ciel : .
Headphonez : hey, the soda cans and penguin chiefs were in on it too
Ciel : _ damn...penguins..
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(Day 2 : Me, Ciel, The fangirls, Sebby, and Ciel2...and the curtains)
Headphonez : CIIIIIEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLL-SSSAAAAAAMMMMMAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-glomp-
Ciel : *is glomped* X-x
Headphonez : *tail wagging* hewwo!! ^w^
Ciel : =_= hi.
Headphonez : I'm gonna learn piano!! ^_^
Ciel : Great!!, maybe you'll be less hyper and child-like. *sarcasm*
Headphonez : *raises eyebrow* Not likely little one.
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(3hours later)
Ciel: *is reading a cielxsebby fanfic* *¬*
Headphonez : Ahahahahahaha!! *points and laughs at Ciel*
Ciel: ¬ Wut???
Headphonez : you're drooling....ahahahaha!!
Ciel: No im not!
Headphonez : yes, yes you are. -_- *giggle*
Ciel: YOU LIE! *¬* *wipes mouth & continues to read*
Headphonez : O_O damn,...If I'm not mistaken, I do believe I've hit a nerve. XD *scoots closer without you noticing*
Ciel: *reading*
Headphonez : *scoots even closer*
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Fanfic: ''Are you ok? Does it hurt?'' Sebastian kneeled down and placed his arm softly on his masters chest where he
saw a light pink shade upon his pale, snowlike skin. He looked in Ciel`s eyes with his dark demon-like look.
Ciels heart skipped a beat when he felt his palm touching his fragile body. ''N-no.. I mean yes! Ofcourse I`m not ok! No I mean I`m ok! Its just, you know - hot!''
(Credit goes to you person on DA who wrote this)
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Ciel : O////O *reading*
Headphonez : *scoots even closer like a ninja and starts taking non-flash pictures*
Ciel : *crosses legs tightly* X///////X
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Ciel2: Oh god, poor Ciel XD
Headphonez : lol i know right??
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Headphonez : *scoots back away and starts uploading the pix*
Ciel: *scrools down & reads more* X///////X oh dear god *grips his chair tightly*
Headphonez : ** pictures haz uploaded** MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! 3
Ciel: *hears you laughing* //////// wth iz with you?!
Headphonez : ....................Who? Moi???
Ciel: yeah you ////// i heard you laugh evilly
Headphonez : *feigns innocence* Why ever would I be evil Ciel-sama?? *fake smile*
Ciel: Bcuz you helped Sebby rape me for your own yaoi intertainment ___
Headphonez : **shit,.got me there*** uuuhhhhh,, no i didn't and he made me??
Ciel: thats wat they all say __
*im's start popping up on Ciel's compy about the piccies that were uploaded*
Headphonez : hmm.......i get the feeling i should run........and quickly
Ciel: WHAT THE FUCKING HELL!?!?!?!! *chasses you* D
Headphonez : AAAAAH1!!!!!!!!!!!!*runs really fast and tries to hide behind sebby*\
Sebby : O-o what..the fucking hell??
Ciel: *face all red* DONT THINK HIDING BEHIND HIM WILL STOP ME!!! D
Headphonez : *ears flatten/pout* b-but........the curtains made me do it...
Ciel: - Thats always the excuse *runs behind sebby & chases yu*
Headphonez : WAAAAAAHHHHHH!! T_T *continues running and ends up running into the staircase* oowwwwwiiieeeee
Ciel: *falls downstaircase too* AAAHHH!!!
Sebby : *catches Ciel*
Headphonez : *rubs head* OOOoooooowwwwiiieeee it still hurts....
Ciel: O . O
Headphonez : Sebby's so mean........ letting me fall down......that hurt you know!!
Sebby: *smiley face* Oh well. Too bad for you. ^_^
Ciel: . I am his Master
Headphonez : .............o-o *drool*
Ciel: - *thinks about fanfic he just read* /////////
Sebby : *throws Ciel over his shoulder and brings him to random room*
Heaphonez : *sits there and just watches*
Ciel: O . O *is carried*
Headphonez : *brings in the fangirl troops* ALRIGHT GIRLS!! IN POSITION!! *they brought out their tiny cameras and other tech equipment**
Ciel: Sebastian where are we going?
Sebby : Well, Young Master. We're going to play a game *shuts the door behind them* ^-^
Ciel: A game?! What kind of game?!
Sebby *takes out all the girl clothes and holds up the dreaded corset* DRESS-UP!!
Ciel: OH GOD NOT AGAIN!!!! O-O
Sebby *evil look on face* Oh yes, AGAIN. *yanks off Ciel's clothes and puts on the corset again and starts pulling the strings....again**
Me & Fangirls : Whatcha think theyre doing in there?? If i didn;t know any better i'd say--
Ciel: ACK! NO!!!
Me &Fangirls : !! *nosebleed*
Sebby : *pulls tighter*
Ciel: AAHHH!!! AA- YABEDO!!!!
Sebby : *smirking* i like dress up don;t you Bocchan?? *pulls more*
Ciel: SEBAS-AAAHH!!! N-NO I DONT!! GAH!! *gasp* *throws all weight on the door that the fangurls are listening on* ___
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Headphonez : I-I'm sorry, I'm laughing my arse off here.
Ciel2 : lmao XDDD at this?
Headphonez : Yeah
Ciel2 : XDDDD
Headphonez : my mom just looked at me weird
Ciel2 : lol
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Sebby ; Just a little more Bocchan. *face of evil indifference*
Fangirls : *half are fainted/ half are casulties*
Ciel: NO I CANT TAKE MOREE!!!!!! AAAGGHHH!!! ITS T-TO TIGHT SEBASTIAANNN!!!! DX
Sebby : *pulls one more time really hard* There. That wasn;t so bad now was it?
Headphonez & FG's : *all are dead but me and a few others* O///////////////////////////////O
Sebby : There, now lets put on the rest of the outfit *grin*
Ciel: D-Does it involve m-more tight things? *all sweaty*
Sebby *does nothing but smile and comes closer with hidden clothes*
Ciel: *backs up into dooor* W-what are yu doing Sebastian?!?! O-O
Sebby : I thought you knew Bocchan|?
Ciel: No, i dont!! O-O
Sebby : 3 kukukukukukuh!!
Ciel: Dunt put it on me!!! O-O
Sebby : *puts the bunny/cat suit on and laughs as Ciel struggles*
Ciel: UGH! - S-Sebastian this feels weird!!! DX
Sebby: *Shonen-ai moment/ Puts a hand on Ciel's cheek and whispers to you with flowers in the bg* You're supposed to say "It feels good," Bocchan.*grins and goes back to sadistic-ness*
Ciel: O . O *gets it now* *thinkign: oh so were teasing the fangurls 3* I feels good Sebastian!
Sebby : *chuckles darkly* ((so innocent)) *puts the remaining bunny ears on Ciel*
Me&FG's *everyonnes dead now but me who has fainted do to bloodloss* ((i AM a hanyou-ninja you know))
Sebby : *opens door to reveal wave after wave of dead fangirls* kukukukuku
Ciel: Oh wow dint think there waz this many...
((TO BE CONTINUED))
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A/N's :
Headphonez : Okay, whoever invented fanfiction is the best effin genius ever.
Ciel2 : YUSH!!
Headphonez : Haha!!
Ciel2: you think a gay person invented yaoi???? O:
Heaphonez : Oddly enough, No, I don;t. I think God invented Yaoi. ...That or Sephiroth.
Ciel2 : XDD Point made
Headphonez : ^_^ heehee you said point.......*poke\