(A/N) I have decided to do a series of drabbles/one shots, I aim to do 100 but it might be more then again it might be less knowing what I'm like. By the way I have no clue yet how to do multi chap fics yet so if it takes a while to update at first its cause I'm trying to figure it out. I normally hate long authors notes but I feel the need to introduce this properly. Some may contain song lyrics and I will accept challenges or word prompts if you have any. Also at the minute I have G.C.S.E's, which are major exams in England, but I don't revise. Finally all mistakes are my own, I try to beta them myself.

Shorts. Lisbon was wearing shorts. Not just any shorts either they were tiny little denim ones that seemed to cling to her bum. She was only a short woman but she was a short woman with legs, legs that seemed endless. Jane's eyes nearly popped out of his head. He watched her from a distance hoping that he wasn't caught staring.

He was stalking her, well not really he was bored and their team had this weekend off. Normally with weekends someone would be in the office but today there was no one for Jane to annoy, so he had thought that it was a good idea to find Lisbon and annoy her outside of work. But SHORTS. He would never ever have guessed.

"Jane!" Uh oh rumbled. "What the hell do you think you are doing in my local park? On a rare day off? In the bushes?"

"Lisbon you should wear shorts more often your legs look very nice." Jane smiled and with that ran off towards his car. He needed a cold shower and a plan to make sure he saw those legs again.

(A/N) Not too keen on that they will get better trust me. Reviews with criticism are welcome. Tell me what you think.