A/N: So this is a kind of cutie one-shot that I thought of. Italics are the words of the person CLOSEST to the phone. Bold italics are the words of the person in the BACKGROUND. I think it's fairly obvious who is who, but you can directly ask me if you want.

"Hello. You've reached the Doctor—or, not reached the Doctor. Rose, why did you buy me this thing? It's useless. Who's going to call me? I dunno. Martian friends? I'm not friends with any Martains! Well make some, and then you'll have friends to talk to on your phone. Rose Tyler—Beep!"

"Yo, it's Jack. You've reached the Doctor's phone and—Jack! Get away from that phone! Make me! I will—with my sonic screwdriver. –snort- Like that'd ever do anythi—Beep!"

"HI-YA! This is that person that you were trying to call. Rose told me not to give my real name or else I'll get stalkers. But seriously, I'm a Time Lord, how can they stalk me? Do you know, Rose? DO YOU? Doctor. What, Rose? Why are you using the frowny face? I hate the frowny face! Turn your frown up-side-down! Can you hear that, phone? Always—Doctor, I think you're running out of time. It got a set time thingee, y'know. It does? Shi—Beep!"

"This is the Doctor. Leave me a message. I…don't really know who'd be calling me. But do…especially if you're from parallel universe. Beep!"

"Your last voicemail makes no sense. What happens when random people from other universes start calling you? Shut up, Martha. We're doing the voicemail. Oh really? Why didn't you tell me?-sigh- Rose was SO much more better at this…Rose was good at everything, right? Nope, she couldn't do an accent to save her life—which is quite unfortunate because the times she had to do an accent were the times her life was in danger. Is that why she's gone? She couldn't do a bloody accent? Shut up, Martha. Beep!"

"Hello there Martians! It's Donna Noble, official companion of the Doctor. Leave us a message and we'll be sure to get back to you! That's the best you can do? C'mon, Donna, that sounded incredibly fake. I mean, it wasn't creative in any sense--Martians! Bah! Humbug! Did you just quote Charles Dickens? Why wouldn't I? Met him once. He's a very interesting chap. Beep!"

"So! Now that I've lost all my companions I guess its best to get a new voicemail. So here it is. So um. Call me back. Please. Beep!"