A/N: This is my first attempt at crossover, so I have no idea how it will turn out.

Disclaimer: DN belongs to Takeshi Obata and Tsugumi Ohba, I hope I got their names in the correct combinations. Fosters belongs to... I dunno, Cartoon Network? Well, it belongs to someone, and that someone sure as hell ain't me.

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DEATH NOTE CROSSOVERS

Death Note / Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends (part 1)

Bloo was wandering the halls of Foster's wearing a police hat, being a policeman. Frankie... you thought you had confiscated all the whistle-hat badge combos, but there were still, in fact, OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So far, Bloo had found a grand total of 37 friends not goofing off! Oh, the SHAME. Justice had been delivered, in the form of much shin-kicking. An echoing doorbell ring, though, sped him to the front door.

"Mac!" Bloo cried, throwing the door open, "You'll never beli-" Bloo stopped mid-sentence. "Who are you?" he questioned, looking up.

Hmmmm... no harm in telling something that doesn't exist, I suppose. the man thought.

"I'm Light Yagami. What's your name?" he asked Bloo as if talking to a small child.

Bloo just stared at him for a second. And another second. And another second. Then, suddenly...

"AAAHHHHH!!!!!!!! MOOOONSTER!!!!!!!" he screamed, pointing at Ryuk.

"MONSTER?!" Misa cried, "RUN!!!!"

So they both ran in circles screaming for a few minutes. Light helped by standing there doing nothing. Then Mr. Herriman hopped over.

"Mr. Blooregard! Seise that ridiculous behavior immediately!" he commanded. Bloo just ran off, still screaming.

"I'm dreadfully sorry about him." Mr. Herriman said to Light, who was still shocked to be talking to a giant rabbit. Well, if I can talk to Ryuk, then I can talk to this guy. Light thought to himself. "Welcome to Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends. How may I be of assistance?" the rabbit said.

"My girlfriend, Misa, wanted some company because I'm always at work. So I thought this home's... unique... services might help." This was only partially a lie. Technically, Rem and Ryuk wanted a friend because Misa and Light could never talk to them in public.

"Well, you'll have to answer a few questions first, follow me, please." Mr. Herriman replied politely. "Misa," Light started, but then he realized it may be better for her to continue what she was doing, rather than come with him and let something important slip. "Have fun!" he finished in mock-cheerfulness to Misa, who was spinning around, staring at the ceiling. "I will Light, don't worry!" Misa replied.

That's weird, Light thought, and also not like Misa at all. Hmm... probably nothing. But it was something, something very important.

That important something was that Misa had OCD. NO, WAIT!!!! Though it is true, in order to give this fic a purpose I had to throw some foreshadowing in. So I'm gonna make you read the rest to find out!!!! Oh, yeah, and by the way, I was kidding... everyone knows Misa has ADD, LIGHT is the one with OCD. Anyways, ONWARD TO THE FIC!!!!! ONWARD, I SAY!!!!!!! MWHAHAAAA!!!!!!!

"Alright, then." the rabbit said, settling himself into his desk. "On with the interview! Would you prefer the verbal or the written first?" he asked. "Oh," Light said jolting out of his hypnotism of staring at his nose. "Written, please." he recovered.

"Here you are." he said, handing Light a page of questions. It looked like this:

1. Why do you want to adopt?

That one was easy, but how to come up with a believable lie...?

Somewhere Else...

"I have tracked Light Yagami to this place." L stated.

"Um, L?" Matt said, "We know, you told us earlier. You've been saying that every five minutes for the last hour. Can you please stop?"

"Oh, was I? Sorry, I must have been repeatedly coming to the same conclusion and announcing it." L said.

"......." Matt replied, "Okay... that's nice to know. Either way, we're here."

"Good..." L said vaugly, "I have tracked Light Yagami to this place."

Matt opened his mouth as if to say something, but closed it. I should probably just shut up now. he thought. And maybe stop driving him places. he added mentally.

"Come on, Mello." Matt said, turning to Mello. More quietly, he said "Time to stop glaring at Near, and get out."

Mello turned, now giving his full glare intensity to Matt instead.

"Jeez, don't kill me." Matt said, getting out of his car. "Time to go... do whatever it is that L wants to do. For whatever reason. Right now."

Mello continued glaring, but finally climbed out of the front passenger seat. He was heard muttering something along the lines of Why'd we have to bring him...stupid, big-headed Near.

Matt sighed, this was going to take a while. He took out his DS, opting to work on his newest game, rather than take charge of this impossible mix of zoned-out detective, grumpy mafia member, and annoyingly calm albino. Like I said, this was going to take a while.

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I'm sorry if you think it's lame. I like potatoes. SOME FORESHADOWING: Cheese says "I like chocolate milk. Hmmm... who else do we know that likes chocolate...? It's a mystery never to be solved... until I write the next chapter. R&R plz!