I was bored and going through my iPod and thought this would be funny. Enjoy and feel free to give me song suggestions for later on!!

I don't own anything!

Chapter 1--Alice-y Songs

"Hey guys! Guess what?" Emmett said as he ran into the living room where the entire Cullen family was sitting, plus Jacob and Charlie. "And no cheating Edward," he added as Edward opened his mouth to say something.

Alice's eyes glistened over for a second before they hardened. "Don't even think about it," she said through gritted teeth.

He grinned impishly. "Too late!" he said before popping a bright pink CD into the Cullen's stereo.

"Emmett, what is all this about?" Carlisle asked with a raised eyebrow.

"I made everyone their very own custom CD's of songs that remind me of them-and when I say everyone I mean everyone," he said with a grin.

"Who's are we listening to first?" Esme asked curiously.

"Alice," he said, smirking at the pixie-like vampire tucked under Jasper's arm. "These are songs that I think are Alice-y," he announced as he pressed play.

"Shoes. Shoes. Shoes. Oh my God, shoes. Oh my God, shoes. Sho-"

"-That's the perfect song Emmett," Bella said as everyone laughed-except for Alice who didn't look all that amused.

"I am not that obsessed with shoes," she muttered to herself.

"Don't lie Alice, that song is on your iPod," Edward said with a smirk as she stuck her tongue out at him.

"Commencing next song!" Emmett said before pressing another button.

"It's out with the old and in with the new. Goodbye clouds of grey, hello skies of blue. A dip in the pool, a trip to the spa. Endless days in my chaise, the whole world according to-"

"-Moi!" Alice sang the last part with the singer as we all started laughing. She looked at all of us innocently. "What? I like that song," she said easily.

Emmett chuckled and turned on the next song.

"Her face is a map of the world. Is a map of the world. You can see she's a beautiful girl. She's a beautiful girl. And everything around her is a silver pool of light. The people who surround her feel the benefit of it. It makes you calm. She holds you captivated in her palm. Suddenly I see (Suddenly I see). This is what I wanna be. Suddenly I see (Suddenly I see) Why the hell it means so much to-"

"What a perfect fit," Jasper grinned at her before whispering something in her ear that made her giggle.

"Alright, enough of that. I don't you need you blowing waves of cuteness and fluff at me Jasper. I feel like I'm going to up-chuck a rainbow or something," Emmett said as he changed the song.

"Hi Barbie! Hi Ken! You wanna go for a ride? Sure, Ken! Jump in! Ha ha ha ha! I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world. Life in plastic, it's fanta-"

"-Okay, that song is completely unnecessary," Alice interrupted, running toward the stereo and shutting it off as we all laughed.

"Why is it that you're the only one who doesn't think these songs fit?" Jake asked her with a laugh as Alice scowled at him before sitting back down with Jasper in a huff.

"Now, now children. Calm down and be good little kiddies while you listen to our next Alice-tastic song," Emmett said before pressing play.

"I'm sitting in a room, made up of only big white walls and in the halls there're people looking through. The windows and the doors they know exactly what their here for. Don't look back just let them think there's no place you'd rather be. You're-"

"-Why'd you stop it there Emmett? No one interrupted that time," Carlisle said confused.

"Well, the rest kind of fits Alice but the first part with the padded room is why I picked it," he said grinning devilishly at Alice.

She rolled her eyes. "You just wait Emmett," she threatened. "You just-"

"-Next song!" Esme interrupted quickly.

"Some boys kiss me, some boys hug meI think theyre o. they dont give me proper creditI just walk awayThey can beg and they can pleadBut they cant see the light, thats rightcause the boy with the cold hard cashIs always mister right, cause we areChorus:Living in a material worldAnd I am a material girlYou know that we are living in a material worldAnd I am a material girlSome boys romance, some boys slow danceThats all right with meIf they cant raise my interest then iHave to let them beSome boys try and some boys lie butI dont let them playOnly boys who save their penniesMake my rainy day, cause they are(chorus)Living in a material world [material]Living in a material world(repeat)Boys may come and boys may goAnd thats all right you seeExperience has made me richAnd now theyre after me, cause everybodys(chorus)A material, a material, a material, a material worldLiving in a material world [material]Living in a material world."

"So I'm guessing you approved of that one," Emmett asked once the song was done, all of the Cullen woman laughing as they sang the song and the boys and Renesme just enjoying listening to them.

"I guess that one was alright," Alice said with a grin.

"Alright, who's next?" Esme asked happily.

Emmett grinned and picked up a grey CD. "Jasper," he said with a sly grin, slipping in the CD.

What did you think of the songs?? Any suggestions for Jasper? It can be any genre-give a little explanation why it fits if you don't think I'll get it. REVIEW and tell me your favorite song out of the bunch!