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When we last saw our heroes, they had completely gotten lost in the middle of the desert without a mode of transportation or phone. That's when we meet Yamcha the desert bandit and Puar the shape-shifting cat. After intimidating the bandit our heroes are about to fight this wild wolf.

Yamcha pulled out his sword; "Prepare to die then," Oolong ran behind a pillar ruin where Bulma was napping under. Bardock was sitting on a rock not looking interested in the battle. It seemed he knew the outcome of the fight.

"Alight Kakarot, destroy this petty thief. No mercy!" Bardock said idly.

"Yes sir!" Goku grinned.

"Yeah remember kid, that sword ain't made out of rubber! He plans to kill us all!" Oolong shouted.

Goku cracked his knuckles, "I don't want to fight you, but if I have to defend my friends and dad so be it!" He gave an intimidating glare at the bandit.

"I admire you courage kid." Yamcha said.

'His bravery or stupidity?' Oolong thought doubtfully. He then heard snoring. Oolong turned and saw Bulma still snoozing. "Geez this broad can sleep."

Yamcha threw his sheath high into the air, diverting Goku's attention to it. While Goku was watching the sheath fly, Yamcha ran towards the boy and attempted to strike him with his sword. Goku leapt out of the way in time and kicked his back. Yamcha winced at the intense pain before Goku did a roundhouse kick knocking the bandit off his feet. With a flash the sword was knocked out of Yamcha's hand.

Goku leapt again and pulled out Nyoibo and shouted "Nyoibo extend!" and the staff hit Yamcha on the head. Bardock was impressed on the bandit's durability of those attacks. If the teen trained more than he'd probably be much stronger.

"Damnit that hurt! That pole you have…if that the legendary Nyoibo?" Yamcha asked getting back on his feet.

"Yeah my grandpa gave it to me," Goku nodded.

"How do you know of the staff?" Bardock asked

"I heard it belong to the legendary martial arts master named Son Gohan. Tell…this grandfather…was his name Gohan?" Yamcha asked.

"Yeah, Grandpa was Son Gohan, and he dies a long time ago. I'm his grandson," Goku replied.

Yamcha spat out some blood, "Feh, so Gohan had a son and his son had a son eh?"

Bardock shrugged, "Not really…The truth is-" But he was cut off by Yamcha. "I don't care about family ties. I can see that you both are strong. But I will have that infamous pole for myself!" Bardock rolled his eyes. Then the bandit got into a strange stance.

Goku just grabbed his stomach, "I'm hungry. I can't fight when I'm hungry…"

"Hah, you're about to enter in a new world of pain. Try my Wolf Fang Fist! "He rushed in an inhuman speed toward the distracted boy. It almost looked like he was running on all fours like a wolf attacking its prey. He charged at Goku and kicked him straight across the face. Then he did multiple strikes at the boy. It fazed him a bit and the tailed boy stumbled before getting his step back.

Yamcha stood back in awe, no one survived his special move "Hah…that kinda tickled…" the boy sneered, and it was almost out of character what he kid did. A small tickle down blood came down his cheek and a new expression was on the child. An expression of killing. Yamcha looked back at the supposed father, Bardock smirked and shrugged and waved at him goodbye.

Goku disappeared from human sighed and reappeared in front of Yamcha. He socked him right n the kisser. Yamcha stumbled back when a tooth popped out of his mouth. "My face…my beautiful face…" Yamcha murmured. With new found rage the bandit was charging like a train at Goku. Bardock got off from the rock he was sitting on and was about to jump in when a familiar feminine voice was heard.

"Hey what's with all the racket?" Bulma slurred rubbing her eyes. Yamcha saw her and stopped dead in his track. Something clicked he acted the a broken machine babbling like an idiot. For a moment the two shared eye contact until Yamcha rushed off to the jet rider. "Puar a-a withdrawal! We'll be back soon I won't forget this you bastards!" And with that they were gone.

Bulma blinked and then finally squealed, "Who was that cutie? Did you get his name, phone number, address, anything?

Everyone sighed and Bardock looked up, "I guess ignorance is bliss…"

"You got that right buddy…" Oolong groaned.

IIII

Back at Yamcha's hideout. Yamcha was sulking at his retreat and loss. "My lord, you must get over this phobia of yours" Puar said concerned slapping another band aid on.

"I know. But I'm just so scared of girls! I can't talk to them! I heard they read your mind once! Smell fear on you! Know your every move!" Yamcha rambled on.

Puar rolled her eyes. So now this new adversary has a known weakness…the female species. Can our heroes use this to their advantage. Stay in touch next time!

Author's note and corner

Sydney: Well there you have the rest of "Yamcha the Desert Bandit". I hope you all are happy!

Zepher: I don't like Yamcha…

Sydney: Me neither but whatever he's part of the story. I rather have Vegeta pop out of nowhere and take Bulma far away and make sweet loving with her. *nose bleeds at thought*

Zepher: I'm afraid of your dirty hentai mind.

Sydney: Meheheheh Yay hentai! Rate and review is nice!