Wrapping Presents

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Uhm... This was supposed to be my Christmas gift to all of you guys last year... I'M JUST A TAD LATE. 8D;;

Very simple Mania-verse one-shot. It may be a bit short, but I think it's the right length. xD

I do not own Naruto.

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"Hey, this isn't fair; let me in!"

"No! Wait a fuckin' minute, Uchiha!"

"Hidan! Deidara! Seriously, what are you doing? Let. Me. In."

"No! Go away, we're busy, yeah!"

"Well, what could you two possibly be doing that involves hiding out in Hidan's room with the door locked--"

"We're making out!"

Deidara turned a ridiculous shade of red as he gaped across at Hidan, whom had shouted that excuse out without warning. And Itachi, on the other side of the door, sputtered for words. Finally, he settled on two; "Without me?"

"H-he's lying, yeah!" Deidara shouted quickly. He waved a hand at Hidan. "Tell him you were fibbing!"

"Ooh, Dei...you know I love it when you nibble my ear like that..." Hidan cooed, winking at the blond as he picked up a pair of scissors.

Itachi pounded on the door again, making an irritated grumbling sound. "C'mon, guys, stop teasing." He said, his tone a bit more serious. "Let me see what you're up to."

"No! Go suck a cock." Hidan said, pausing his work with the scissors for a moment as his tics started up. "Thermometer." At least he had stopped sputtering 'bastard' at awkward times. And just in time for the Holidays. It was a regular Christmas miracal.

"Hmph." Itachi huffed from the other side of the door. "I would, but you've got my boy-toy locked up...selfish thing..." His voice faded slowly, meaning that he was finally backing away from the door and giving up on getting his two friends to tell him what they were up to.

"Finally..." Hidan sighed, scratching the back of his head. "Thought he'd never leave."

"He's persistent." Deidara agreed, chuckling. "He always gets like that around Christmas, yeah."

"I know. Fuckin' prick. He can never wait patiently for his gift like everyone else." Hidan snorted. "Give me the tape, would you?"

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As it was, Itachi got his gifts the first thing Christmas morning. Deidara had gotten him a collection of dated films that he had been wanting, and Hidan gave him a new music player (he had broken the Uchiha's older one after throwing it against the wall in a minor temper tantrum).

Hidan and Deidara exchanged gifts with one another as well. Deidara got a large, bright, painting that he adored as soon as he laid eyes on it. Hidan got a fancy new pocket knife, and went on to slash discarded gift boxes into shreds with it.

When it came time for Itachi to give his two friends their gifts, they weren't as well received as he had hoped.

Hidan smacked him over the head with the whip, and threw the handcuffs at his face, and Deidara simply dropped the box with the ball gag inside of it and got up to leave the room, looking shaken.

Itachi sighed and rubbed the back of his head tenderly while watching Hidan leave after Deidara in a huff. Gathering up the thrown away gifts, he called after the other two men in a slightly amused tone of voice.

"Merry Christmas, guys... Guys?"

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Who here thinks it was a bad idea to give Hidan a pocket knife for Christmas? Not that he'll stab everyone in sight, but if a certain Mexicano pisses him off...

Oh, and that line about "We're making out!"...I do believe that it was inspired because me and my sister were hiding in her room, and she said that as a joke when someone asked what we were doing. xD

Anyway, enjoy! Merry (very) Belated Christmas! 8D