The Death of the Greatest Shinobi to Ever Live

Excerpt from the obituaries section of the Konoha Gazette:

"Naruto Uzumaki, son of the Yondaime Hokage Minato Namikaze the Yellow Flash, apprentice to Jiraiya the Toad Sage and author of the Icha Icha Paradise series, defeater of many S-Class nuke-nin, the Hero of Wave, Snow, Moon, Bird, Vegetable, and Fire Countries, Rokudaime Hokage of Konohagakure no Sato, died today. He was found slumped over a half eaten bowl of miso ramen by his 23 wives at 6 o-clock this morning. Cause of death appears to have been ingestion of his chopstick from eating his ramen too fast. His third wife, head of staff for Konoha General Hospital, Sakura Uzumaki, had this to say: 'I told the baka that eating too much ramen would kill him. I just didn't think it would actually happen.' His best friend, Clan Head and ANBU captain Sasuke Uchiha had this to say: 'Stupid dobe. Hn.' The funeral service will be held tomorrow at noon. Ichiraku Ramen will be catering the wake."

Stupid I know, but I got the idea and decided to put it down on paper and post it to see what people would have to say about it. This is what happens when you read too many drabbles.