Really really short. Based off a dream I had, I changed it slightly to make seance.

Rukia raised her zanpaku-to against Renji. Renji opened his eyes to see the katana posed to strike. "Prepare to die!" Shouted Rukia preparing to swing. Renji closed his eyes and opened his arms.

"I know it's April Fool's..."

"I'll get you next year!" She exclaimed enthusiastically.

"You've been saying that for the past 20 years... Let it go."

Rukia shrugged before sitting down next him. "I love you." she said leaning towards Renji.

"And I love you." he said leaning to meet her kiss. Rukia drew back looking worried.

"What is it?"

"Ni-sama!

Renji whipped around "T-Taicho I can explan I..."

"April fools" Rukia giggled.