LH: Heya guys! This fanfic is one that I have been attempting to start for a while now (and conveniently forgot to put on my profile… -.-U) and I AM going to finish this one! I WILL!!!!

Kari, Michi, and Noke: -staring at like insane and reaching for the tranquilizers-

Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach or -Man. They are owned by Tite Kubo and Katsura Hoshino respectively. I do, however, own a guinea pig that licks people's noses and feet! Does that count?

(I'm just going to say that this is just after everyone gets back from Japan, so the Order hasn't moved yet and Lenalee doesn't have her new Innocence yet, just cuz I feel like it and it helps the story… Also, I am going to be using Japanese honorifics for this just because it feels weird to imagine Lenalee calling Allen and Komui anything but Allen-kun or Nii-san, which means that the English manga annoys me to no end…) (random beta note is random, but on that point I agree! Also the "Bak-chan" joke just didn't transfer well in the English translation without the honorifics… . sorry, you don't have to include that in the final draft, just saying – oh, and I'll have my editor's notes at the bottom of this chapter.)

Oh yeah, almost forgot:

"WHEEEE!" Talking

Wheeee!Thinking

—At the Black Order—

"Lenalee's getting married."

"NNOOOOOO!!!! I SHALL KILL HIM! KIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!"

WHAMMMM!!!

"Shut up Nii-san!" Lenalee had been forced, once again, to hit Komui in order to get him to shut up after being woken up.

"So why did you call us here anyways?" Lenalee asked Komui, who now had a rather large bump on his head from getting punched… by Lenalee… and yeah…

"Well, something strange is going on with Miranda's Innocence and I need you and Allen to figure it out since you two know her the best out of everyone!" Komui said while flashing his typical 'Victory Pose' (The one that he goes into when he describes Komurin 2 or whenever he's joking around)

"Hmm? How do you know for sure that something is wrong with the Time Record?" Lenalee asked.

"Well…"

—Flashback—

Miranda was walking down one of the unlimited halls of the Black Order, attempting not to break anything, as usual. Suddenly, without any prior indication, Time Record activated itself.

"Eh? What's going on, Miranda-sa-erk!" Lavi started to ask before Bookman suddenly jumped onto his head.

"What do you think you are doing you idiot! You are supposed to be cleaning your room right now, and I know for a fact that you haven't even touched the books that I told you to memorize!"

"What are you talking about ya old panda? My room isn't that bad!" (LH: note, he doesn't deny the book accusation)

"I got lost in there for five hours! FIVE HOURS! Now go and clean it up!" Bookman yelled at Lavi, who quickly scampered back the way he came from. Bookman simply disappeared (LH: Hey, if he can randomly appear basically anywhere than he can probably disappear too!)

Miranda was left alone, and very confused about three things. Firstly, how Bookman could get lost in Lavi's room. I mean, really, it isn't THAT big… is it? Secondly, why Lavi didn't look like he had ANY intention of returning to his room… and had taken a wrong turn as soon as Bookman was gone. Thirdly, why a lamp appeared to have been picked up by an invisible person and was flying around the room bouncing off thin air… Wait, WHAT?!?!?!

"W-w-what i-is g-going o-o-on?" Miranda managed to stutter as the lamp suddenly settled down and was repaired before her eyes.

Miranda looked over at the Time Record, which was still glowing, and watched as it suddenly deactivated. Then she ran screaming towards Komui's office to tell him of the strange occurrence.

Unfortunately, she would get hopelessly lost, wind up at Kanda's room about four times, ask Kanda for directions ten times, and finally wind up at Komui's office through pure dumb luck.

—End Flashback—

"That was three days ago.(4) Time Record has continued to spontaneously activate and repair broken things, or cause things to be broken in a way that they most likely will be in the future."

Scary… Lenalee thought, then looked over at Komui.(also 4) "But Nii-san, why do you need two people to figure out what's going on?"

"Because otherwise you could get hurt and I need someone to protect you and I can't send Allen alone because he would just get them both lost and probably end up getting killed by Time "Because otherwise you could get hurt and I need someone to protect you and I can't send Allen alone because he would just get them both lost and probably end up getting killed by Time Record!" Komui spazzed, conveniently forgetting that Lenalee's Innocence was currently not working and would almost paralyze her legs every time she attempted to wear the Dark Boots.

"Okay I get it! I'll go and get Allen-kun, then we will go and find Miranda, and we will find out what is going wrong with Time Record!" Lenalee said hurriedly, waving her hands in front of her face.

"Okay!" Komui cheered, suddenly happy again.

Immediately after Lenalee had walked out of his office, Komui realized something.

"NO WAIT!!!! I CAN'T LET YOU GO AROUND ON YOUR OWN WITH ALLEN!!! COME BACK LENALEEEEEE~" Komui yelled, while crying anime waterfall tears.

But Lenalee either didn't hear him, didn't care enough to turn back, or had gotten so used to hearing stuff like that from Komui that her brain just registered it as background noise, and continued on her way.

—At the cafeteria—

It wasn't all that difficult for Lenalee to locate Allen-(6.2) all she had to do was look for a giant mountain of food, or if that wasn't visible, find a large crowd of gawking Finders who had never seen Allen eat before.

Fortunately for Lenalee, the mountain was clearly visible. Unfortunately, Allen had just started eating and didn't want to leave his food behind quite yet.

"Allen-kun, come ON!" Lenalee shouted, frustrated.

"But I'm still hungry! Can't I just finish this? And this, and this…" Allen started listing off foods that he wanted to finish before he was willing to leave.

After twenty minutes of arguing, and in Allen's case, eating, Lenalee finally found a solution to the issue… She forcibly dragged him away from his food, with the promise that he could come and eat as much as he wanted later. (Ed, from FMA: Wow… Allen could give Gluttony a run for his money… LH: Ed? What the Fudge are YOU doing here?! This isn't your x-over! GET OUT! …this call has been disconnected… to hear it again in Spanish, pres 82 billion-trillion, gracias.)

While they were walking, after Allen had finally given up on trying to escape back to the cafeteria, Lenalee informed Allen of what was going on.

"So things really start to fly around whenever Miranda is near them?" Allen asked, clearly interested. I wonder if Bakanda or Master were to go near her…

"Allen-kun? Why do you look like your thinking about something evil?" Lenalee asked, confused.

"No reason. Oh! Miranda!" Allen shouted and waved, having seen Miranda turning a corner ahead of them.

Allen and Lenalee ran to catch up to Miranda, who looked almost like she did in Volume 3 of the Manga when she is cleaning the clock (LH: I order you to look it up! …Or find the anime episode of it! XD)

"Oh, hello Allen, Lenalee-chan. You might want to go back in the direction that you came from because Time Record is acting up a little right now and-I'M SORRYYYYY~" Miranda cried after part of the ceiling fell on Allen's head.

"Ow… It's not your fault Miranda… really I'm fine… Miranda, please stop crying… really…" Allen said, flustered.

Suddenly Time Record started flashing green and blue. Everyone turned to look at it, when, with no warning at all (unless you count the lights as a warning -_-U) one of the lights flew off of Time Record and opened up into a spiral.

The spiral started to suck air in around it, and suddenly, it rounded on Allen!

"Allen-kun!"

But Allen was already gone. The spiral seemed to calm down after that, but Miranda was incredibly freaked out, and Lenalee seemed to have gone into shock.

LH: So what do you think? Did it rock, did it suck, should I jump off a cliff, review and tell me what you think please! XP Oh yeah, some Bleach characters will be showing up next chapter, so yeah… REVIEW PLEASE!!!!!

Kari: Oh no, she's lost her mind… again… dang it, it's only been a week since last time! –grumbling-

LH: Oh, and Ryoko? YOU ARE THE GREATEST BETA EVER!!!! 333 Thank you!

Oh, and I'm replacing the chappies with beta'd ones, so please don't kill me if it claims it has updated, when I'm just changing the chappies a bit... -dodges ball of yarn- Not funny Neko!