So... this is a short story I actually wrote a while ago, me and a friend were having a contest to see who could write the best threesome (yeah I know, don't we have the best contests!? Haha). The whole thing happened before Adoriana was made Nnoitra's Fraccion, just to avoid confusion for While I Live I Serve readers. Oh yeah... and Deamore (pronounced Dee-amor-ay) is an OC. Because I couldn't think of anyone else she could have a threesome with.

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Chapter 1- Drunk

'Hiccup.'

Slumping back against the wall, I slowly sunk to the floor, hand still clasped tightly around the ice cold neck of the bottle. It was still half full, and to anyone walking past it would have seemed that I was drunk on half a bottle of sake. What they didn't know about, was the six other bottles I had gulped down over the past two hours, or the amount of dirty dancing I had got up to with an equally drunk member of the Espada... namely Nnoitra Jiruga.

I wasn't even meant to be here; the party was for Espada and their Fraccion only. But word got out over the desert, and I knew I had to be there. I had it all perfectly planned out, I waited an hour after the party started, and then sauntered in when basically everyone was either stoned or totally wasted. There wasn't even any need to mask my reiatsu; it seemed everyone had let theirs go after the first drink... it was hard to even walk in there.

Only one Espada didn't seem drunk, but he knew there was no point throwing me out. No one noticed me there, and it would be a waste of his energy dragging me outside again. So he just sat back on the beanbag and sipped calmly on his margarita, green tear trails disappearing behind the misted cocktail glass.

It was immensely difficult to work out who was actually the drunkest, and who was just being a twit. Yammy was blundering around like an elephant on steroids, even crashing into the bar at one point and sparking off a row with the bar tender person (I have no idea who the hell that was... but usually Yammy would have simply squished him). I strongly believed Stark was on drugs, as instead of being curled up in the corner with a soft pillow, he was 'breaking it down' on the dance floor... i.e. thrusting and jabbing his fists in the air singing 'Oooh yeah! Get groovy!! Groovy baby!!'

I also saw something rather disturbing going on in the corner... Gin was getting very up and personal with Aizen. All I can say is, I really hope they were drunk.

After pole dancing with a heavily drunk Nnoitra (him being the pole) for a few hours, I felt sick and dizzy, so headed off to the toilets to calm down a bit. Some random Arrancar guy who I've never met before comes frolicking up to me and starts grinning madly, eyeing me up.

'Fancy givin' me a lap dance, gorgeous?'

Screwing up my nose, I carried on walking to the toilets. But he was insistent, pulling some mad but awesome dance moves to impress me.

'Um... I'd rather not. Thanks.'

He wasn't having any of it, pulling me back and suddenly snogging my face off. I must admit, it was rather nice.

'On second thoughts...'

Three seconds later and I was doing the nastiest, dirtiest lap dance you could do without actually having sex. This guy was loving it, his cock was already stiff and brushing against my butt every time I waggled it his way.

'Ya' know, Imma bone you tonight, even if I have to do it right here in front'a everyone...'

Oh dear. Quickly coming to my senses, I got up to run away, but typically smashed into Nnoitra on the way.

'Oh there ya' are... I was lookin' for ya'. Listen, I gotta fuck ya' right now, kay?'

Why does everyone want to sleep with me!? The other guy came up behind me and started having it off with Nnoitra- who was going to shag me and who was going home with their hand.

Well I think I should make that decision. So that's why I'm out here right now... drunk as shit, but still slightly aware that a very tall person is trudging towards me, a smaller figure just behind them. Can't see who it is, eyes are too blurry.

'Oi. We decided. We're both gonna fuck ya.'

Oh shit.

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A/N- Do you think Stark would have acted that way if he was drunk? I dunno... whatever. Hope you enjoyed it! Comment and review etc! Mucho Loveo- Cottonsocks