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Itachi Uchiha had been ordered by Pein to capture Sakura. She was obviously resistant, so she was tied up and carried over his shoulder, which was severely uncomfortable. So when Itachi threw her strained body into the cold cell of Akatsuki's prison, she groaned. Itachi took the gag out of her mouth, and she spat at him. Itachi just glared.

"You bastard! Bring me back to my village!" Sakura growled.

"No." He said simply.

"Why the hell did you kidnap me anyway?"

"Leader told us to."

"WHY did Leader tell you to?"

"He didn't tell us."

Sakura slapped her forehead with her hand.

"Well what am I supposed to do here? And how long am I going to be stuck here?"

"I don't know."

"…"

"How about you entertain us both and sing a song?" Itachi suggested.

"I am not gonna sing to some S-ranked kidnappers!"

"Fine."

It was silent for a few moments, before Itachi spoke up.

"Are you hungry?"

"A little."

"I'll get you something to eat."

Itachi left the room, leaving Sakura alone. But of course, he locked the door before he left, leaving Sakura sitting in the middle of a cold concrete floor.

'I know I probably shouldn't eat something that an S-ranked criminal gives to me, but I don't really care. I'm starving!' Sakura mused.

Itachi came back into the room about 20 minutes later with a bowl of soup. Itachi had slipped two little tablets into the bowl, which dissolved into the broth.

"Here." Itachi said with a smirk, and handed her the bowl. Not before untying her, of course.

Sakura took the food and gulped it down within minutes. The room started to spin.

"I-Itachi..?"

"What?" He asked in annoyance.

"I-I don't feel so good…" She said and passed out. Her head thumped against the hard floor, and Itachi smirked.

Sakura woke up a few hours later, not exactly 'herself'…

"WEASEL-CHAN!"

"Yes?"

"I'm gonna sing yous a song."

"Okay." He said and smirked.

Woah woah
Woah woah
Vengaboys are back in town
Woah woah
Woah woah
Woah woah
Woah woah

If you're alone and you need a friend
Someone to make you forget your problems
Just come along baby take my hand
I'll be a lover tonight

Woah woah
This is what I want to do
Woah woah
Lets have some fun
Woah woah
One on one just me and you
Woah woah

Boom boom boom boom
I want you in my room
Let's spend the night together
From now until forever
Boom boom boom boom
I wanna go boom boom
Let's spend the night together
Together in my room

Woah woah
Everybody get on down
Woah woah
Vengaboys are back in town
Woah woah
This is what I wanna do
Woah woah
Let's have some fun
Woah woah
One on one just me and you

Woah woah
Woah woah
Woah woah
Woah woah
Woah woah

Itachi had a light blush on his cheeks and his eyes were wide.

'Maybe I shouldn't have given her two…'

"Sooo did'ja like my song?"

"Hn…"

"Me want cookie."

"Pardon?"

"COOKIE!"

Itachi flinched.

"We don't have any cookies, Sakura."

"SAKURA-CHAN WANT HER COOKIE!" Sakura screamed.

"You're starting to sound like Tobi…"

There was a knock on the door.

"Itachi, un. Leader-sama said I had to watch her now." Deidara said.

Itachi walked out.

"Good luck." He said to Deidara before leaving. Deidara gave him a wierd look before shutting the door behind him.

The song is called Boom Boom Boom Boom by Vengaboys.