First Kiss

Rating: PG-13

Word Count: 279

Summary: Watanuki and Doumeki's first kiss did not go as planned. But really, what else did you expect from them?

Look! Donuts! I apologize if I wrote Watanuki's spazzy-ness wrong, as this is my first time writing these characters. Also, I think I managed to use every cliché about these characters. XD dedicated to anyjen, because it was a line from one of her fics that inspired me

Doumeki and Watanuki's first kiss, as expected, did not go as planned. It started inconspicuously enough, Watanuki initiating it, Doumeki reciprocating, but of course old habits die hard…

"You could bend down, you know!" Watanuki hollered, breaking the silence; "I am allowing you the pleasure of kissing the Great Watanuki-sama's lips! The least you could do is not force me to reach up to you!"

"Oi," Doumeki tried, sticking a finger in his ear.

"I try and try, but it's not my fault you're so freakishly tall that…" Doumeki ignored him as he continued ranting and flailing about. The other boy was only an inch or two shorter; it wasn't his fault. One second they were kissing—and it was a very nice kiss, he had to admit—the next Watanuki was yelling at him. And this time it wasn't like he could or couldn't have said anything to get him started. Thanks to Watanuki, his mouth had been busy. He considered going through Watanuki's bag for food until he wore himself out but then thought better of it; he wanted to keep the use of his ears through high school after all.

"…but nooo! You always do…" Watanuki continued, not realizing Doumeki wasn't listening to him.

"Oi."

"…never anyone else—WHAT!?"

The only other thing that left Watanuki's mouth right then was a sort-of muffled grunt as Doumeki grabbed him, leaned down, and kissed him senseless.

At least, that was his intention. And it was working too, until Doumeki decided to slip his fingers down the back of Watanuki's waistband.

Needless to say, their second kiss went over much the same way that their first one did.

~END~

This is probably about as close to drabble-length as I'm ever going to get peoples, so tada! Please review, I love reviews :3 and they encourage me to keep writing, especially when I have other things I should be doing.