AN: Just pure crack. Rated T just to be safe.

Revised: 18/05/14 (Damn, this fanfiction is old as balls. But people seem to like it, so I guess I'll keep it up).

Amu: Ne~ Ikuto, are you sure this is going to be okay?

Ikuto: You're doing fine Amu... *Smirks* Just keep going as you are.

Amu: But you're going too fast! I can't keep up with you!

Ikuto: Just follow my lead and you'll be fine, this is your first time am I right?

Amu: *Nods* Y-Yeah, I've never done this before...

Ikuto: *Grins* Then i guess I'll just have to teach you.

A few moments later:

Amu: I-Ikutooo! I can't go on, I don't have the energy.

Ikuto: Relax Amu, I'm here, I won't let anything bad happen.

Amu: But can't we stop, already? We've been doing this for hours.

Ikuto: But Amu, I've waited ages to do this with you and you've only just agreed. You're not going to back out are you? *Pouts*

Amu: W-Wha- Of course not!

Fifteen Minutes Later:

Amu: Ikuto, I can't go on!

Ikuto: It's okay.

Amu: I mean it! If we go on any longer I'm going to collapse! It's too hot, and I'm exhausted. Let's quit it, already.

Ikuto: *Grumbles* We're nearly done, can't you just last five more minutes?

Amu: *Frowns* Ikuto... we've been doing this for ages! Gimme a break!

Ikuto: ...Then, one last hit?

Amu: ...Okay.

Ikuto: Alright, here i go-

"HOOOOLD IT!"

The door to the room suddenly burst open to reveal a fuming Utau. The blonde glared fiercely at the two inside as she stalked forwards, radiating fury. "What the hell do... uh... you think..." Her voice trailed off upon seeing the scene before her.

Amu and Ikuto, who were currently sat before a TV with game controllers in their hands, turned around with equally confused looks.

"Utau?" Amu asked, gaze questioning.

Before she could say anything more, the TV screen suddenly went black and Amu gasped, head snapping back around. "NO!"

Ikuto cursed, throwing the controller aside. "Dammit Utau, we had nearly completed the final level of the game!" A sigh. "Hours wasted."

Utau stood with a blank face. "Um... wha?"

Amu sent a glare in Ikuto's direction. "I told you my character's stamina was too low! We should have gone back to the forest to replenish my stats up!"

Ikuto matched her narrowed gaze. "We could have won without full stamina if you hadn't been complaining about this and that every five seconds."

"It's not my fault! It's like an oven in here!"

"Not my fault either! Take your top off if you're hot!"

"WH-AAAA-T! No way, you pervert!"

Suddenly the rest of the guardians appeared in the doorway, eyes falling upon the bickering pair.

"What's going on?" Nagihiko asked, glancing towards Utau who still remained frozen on the spot.

Blinking slowly, she shook her head. "You don't want to even know..."

"Stay away you perverted, cosplay guy!" Amu shrieked.

Note To Readers: If upon reading this you were under the impression Amu and Ikuto were having... sexual... relations then may i say like the title implies, you have dirty minds! Although it's probably due to watching Ikuto...