Okay here's my second thing so yeah its going to have more action than Disco Bear in the seventies

D.B: OH YEAH!!!

Not that kind of action I'm afraid

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The Happy tree friends theme plays but as soon as the title shows up it is blown up and replaced with the HTF's lined up carrying various kinds of weapons from a baseball bat to a mini gun

Suddenly a series of letters saying ((Happy Tree Fortress!)) fly into them splattering blood and guts on the wall behind them

Today's Episode Dueling Snipers

Starring Toothy

[In stead of the usual Sequence he has on a snipers hat and is holding a sniper rifle over his shoulders the little pop up thing is his hat going up and down]

And Disco Bear [We see disco in a red Outfit Zooming with a sniper rifle the little pop up is on his rifle reveling that he is zooming in on petunia aiming for the chest no less O.o]

We see a sweeping view of a old western type town with mostly wooden buildings gunshots can be heard in the distance as well as screams. We then switch views to heavy who is [slowly] charging into the red Base his minigun a blazing with Sniffles behind him keeping him healed.

The Red base is full of corpses the only remaining members of the Red team that can be seen are Lifty, Giggles, and Flaky who are taking cover the rest of the red team is basicly hole ridden body's strewn about the red base.

We then cut back to Lumpy who is taunting them with lines like "CRY some more Hhhahahahah" Sniffles who directly behind them simply sighs at Lumpy's Lines they do not notice the red dot over Lumpy's head .

We then go to the view of a zoomed sniper rifle we then hear the iconic "Oh yeah" right as a shot rings out. Time slows down as we see the bullet Pass through Lumpy's head and go out of it. Since the bullet was in a downward angle as soon as it passed through lumpy's Head it was in a direct course for Sniffle's head which the shot hits as well.

Time starts back up again and the two fall to the ground. Everyone gets out of the cover and starts cheering. Meanwhile, D.B hiding in the second story of a building decides to have a little Celebration of his own and zooms in on nowhere else than Giggles chest. [I know what a pervert!] Unfortunately he still had the laser sight on and Giggles notices the pointer on her chest she traces the laser back to DB with her eyes and Quickly puts two and two together and of coarse gets angry and starts to shout at DB but then her expressian goes cold, her eyes rollback and a hole about the size of the bottom of a coke can appears between her eyes a shot rings out.

She promptly falls on the ground dead the remaining members of the Red team Flaky and Lifty gather around there dead comrad not sure of what happened. Suddenly a similer hole appears on the forhead of Lifty flowed by the sound of the shot, Flaky Drops her standered issue grenade launcher and runs away but gets shot in the head as expertly and cleanly as the last two.

We then see a sweeping view of a large bolt action sniper rifle with a massive scope a turple arm manually inserted a buillet into the rifle with expert speed pulled back and fired out the window outside a red porcupine fell.

The arms belonged to a blu sniper Beaver by the name of toothy. He looked through the cope and sighed "Well that's all of them he muttered" He took the rifle off the tripod positioned on the window and prepared to leave when he felt a sharp pain in his shoulder he had been shot he proptly took cover "Damn I thought I got all of them" He said once again to himself.

Disco Zoomed in on Toothy's position "No one messes with my girls" he said to himself he then noticed Toothys sinper poking up from the window along with a bit of purple forehead sticking up "Hheheheh Nighty Night Blu Boy" Disco said then pulled the trigger.

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This is by no means the end of this chapter no it is indeed a two parter so stay tuned for more