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What Not to do in Dgm part 2

101. Kanda's soba doesn't belong on hid head.

102. I will not pur a bucket of water on Kanda's head to see what he looks like wet.

103. The ark shouldn't be used when playing hide and seek.

104. I will not tie a feather on the end of a string and dangle it in front of people to see if they act like cats.

105. I will not try to remove Lavi's eye patch to see what's underneath.

106. I will not try to see if Allen's scar is drawn on his face with magic marker.

107. Poking Lavi's eye out to see if he will move his eye patch won't be a good idea.

108. I will not set Allen up on a blind date with either Lavi or Kanda.

109. I will not set Lavi up on a blind date with Kanda.

110. Seeing what Kanda looks like with short hair will get you killed.

111. I will not tie a spider to a fishing pole and lower it on Lenalee's head.

112. I will not blow up Lenalee then have a party afterwards.

113. 65 is not an acid spirit.

114. I will not search through the Black Order to see if it the Black Market in disguise.

115. Marshmallow peeps will not keep akuma away even if you put them in the microwave.

116. I will not make the science department make me a potion that will make my skin change colors depending on my mood.

117. I will not poor the potion on Kanda.

118. I will not yell "Seven Minutes in heaven" then shove Allen and Lavi in a closet.

119. I will not do number 118 only with Allen and Kanda or Kanda and Lavi.

120. Taking a crayon or marker and drawing all over the walls of the order will make people mad especially if you draw yaoi.

121. Throwing bread at Kanda isn't the proper way to make toast.

122. I will not ride through the order on a tricycle.

123. I will not make a very detailed Laven, Yullen or Yuvi fan fiction and give everyone a copy.

124. Allen's hair does not taste like marshmallows.

125. I will not randomly fall asleep in a hallway in the order.

126. I will not randomly walk into Allen's, Lavi's or Kanda's room and fall asleep.

127. I will not give Kanda make-up for his birthday.

128. Lenalee isn't a pack mule.

129. I will not randomly start a campfire in the middle of the order.

130. When I get a major injury I will not say "It's just a flesh wound."

131. I will not make the science department make me rocket powered skates.

132. Lenalee isn't a musical instrument no matter how much her name sounds like one.

133. Lenalee isn't a foreign food either.

134. I will not take Allen to a highway just to wave at cars.

135. Lenalee won't fit in a mailbox.

136. I will not ask Allen, Lavi or Kanda to get me a paper plate just so I can go into their rooms without them knowing.

137. Just standing there and watching the rabbits take Lavi away is not good.

138. I will not try to hide Lenalee under a leaf even though she looks like she could fit under one.

139. I will not dress like a police officer and give everyone in the order a ticket.

140. I will not make one of the hallways in the order a slip n' slide, of a slip n' fall.

141. I will not lock Lenalee outside while there is a thunderstorm.

142. Having a cactus fight in the middle of the order is a big no-no.

143. I will not ride through the order on a vacuum cleaner.

144. I will not ride through the order on a lawnmower.

145. The baths at the order isn't a place for your pet iguana.

146. Jumping on a cart and pretending you are on a boat is something you shouldn't do.

147. Running around the order and hitting people with a brick you call the puberty brick is a bad idea.

148. I will note randomly quote Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

149. I will not randomly quote Anchorman.

150. I will not randomly start narrating my life.

151. I will not "accidentally" glue myself to Allen, Lavi or Kanda.

152. I will not randomly start singing "The Yellow Submarine".

153. I will not randomly announce that Kanda is PMSing.

154. I will not crush a can on Kanda's head.

155. I will not make it on the living room couch. Especially because I don't know how to make whatever "it" is.

156. Somehow randomly floating down the hallway will creep people out.

157. You shouldn't throw Lucky Charms at people and yell "It's magically delicious."

158. You don't dress yourself like boxes of Frosted Flakes and tackle people yelling "I'm Ggrrreat"

159. Timcanpy is not a baseball.

160. Allen's arm is not to be used as a fork incase of emergency.

161. Allen's hair is white and it will stay white.

162. I will not let Kanda plant Allen.

163. Kanda is not a merman.

164. Making references to children's cereal isn't a good idea.

165. Hand sanitizer is called hand sanitizer for a reason.

166. Lavi is not the Easter Bunny in disguise.

167. I will not shout "Happy concussion" as I jump out a window.

168. Giving Kanda LSD isn't a smart idea.

169. I will not put a window on the door to Allen's, Lavi's or Kanda's rooms just so I can look at them while they sleep.

170. Animal crackers aren't supposed to be used to show Allen where babies come from.

171. I will not spike Allen's, Lavi's, or Kanda's drinks.

172. I will not start a rumor about Allen, Lavi and Kanda being gay.

173. Trying to punch a hole through a wall in the order might hurt.

174. I will not push Kanda down some stairs saying that I wanted to make sure, if he was a girl, he wasn't preggers.

175. I will not wrap myself in plastic wrap and run or try to run through the order.

176. Italian dressing isn't supposed to be used as holy water.

177. I will not make Kanda a paper hat then glue it to his head.

178. I will not go into the Black Order library and rip apart books to make a paper replica of a piece of paper.

179. I will not say "Be Free" then push Lavi into a river.

180. I will not make Kanda hold a light bulb to see if it lights up.

181. I will not count every step I take just to annoy people.

182. Teaching everyone the effects of gravity on people doesn't mean you push Lenalee out a window.

183. I will not glue two magnets together and ask people to pull them apart.

184. The Boogyman does not exist so don't pretend he is coming for you.

185. When I see a spider I will not throw Allen at it.

186. I will not pickpocket Lavi then go to the mall with his money.

187. I will not chew gum then stick it in Lenalee's hair.

188. Meter sticks aren't supposed to be used as weapons.

189. I will not run into the infirmary with a paper cut and act like I am dying.

190. I will not jump on Kanda's back and fall asleep, or pretend to sleep, and start drooling.

191. I will not dye Kanda's hair magenta.

192. Milkshakes don't belong on Kanda's head.

193. Allen's hair isn't my personal hand towel.

194. Kanda isn't y personal pillow.

195. Lavi isn't a chair.

196. I will not take ice cream and shove it in Kanda's face telling him he needs to cool off.

197. I will not put on a cape and hug Allen, Lavi, and Kanda saying I am Captain Hugs-a-lot.

198. I will not randomly yell my alphabets.

199. Komui's hat isn't supposed to be used to clog a toilet.

200. I will not start a "Top Ten Reasons I Hate Lenalee" list.

I had a lot of help with this from my friends. I thank them all for the help.

Oh and I really appriciate the people who reviewed. Thank you.