Drunken Twilight ppl

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Eric's POV

I was walking around my house bored out of my mind, and still thinking about Bella and her stupid boyfriend Edward when a bottle and a blue bag came soaring through the window and hit me upside the head thus knocking me unconscious. When I woke up I felt a strange burning liquid was going down my throat. A girl with blood red eyes and crystal blue hair was sitting over me pouring the bottle's contents into my mouth, when I finished the bottle she took the bag and a spoon and started shoveling spoonfuls of the bag into my mouth "wait, hmp stop hmp!" I said while trying not to choke on the powder she was putting down my throat. When she finished she made sure I had swallowed it all she stood me up, gave me a hug and a kiss then she slapped me hard across my face and kicked me where the sun doesn't shine. "Ugh! W-why d-did you do that?" I asked while I fell to the floor. She laughed kicked me again and then disappeared, I sat up slowly and then I noticed that the room got all spiny and swirls appeared. I then walked out the door and drove to the Cullen's house. I ran up the path, broke through the window and landed on the couch. I was met by the shocked eyes of the Cullen family. "Well, what are you lookin' at?" I asked kinda drunk, "Eric, are you drunk?" Edward asked I jumped up on the coffin table "I'm A MAGIC PICKLE HEAR ME ROAR!" I yelled, they all looked at me like I was crazy. I pounced on Edward and started to make out with him much to the disgusted looks on the Cullen's faces. "Oh MY GOD ERIC WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY BOYFRIEND?1?!!?!?!!?" Bella screamed, "I'm making out with my girlfriend." I said calmly, she shot up and tried to grab me but I kicked her in her stomach, this led to a huge fight and I was the target. Then the scene changed and I was dressed like Miley Cyrus they all looked at me I jumped up on the table and started singing (Note: I hate Hannah Montana but I ran out of songs to use, don't hurt me)

"The Other Side Of Me"The other sideThe other sideThe other side of meBy day, I playThe part in every wayOf simple sweet, calm and collectedPretend, to my friendsI'm a chameleonCan make a girl feel disconnectedFeel like a starA super heroSometimes it's hard to separate(Got too much on my plate)If you could seeThe other side of meI'm just like anybody else, can't you tellI hold the key (the key)To both realitiesThe girl that I want you to knowIf only I could showThe other side...the other sideI want you to seeThe other side...the other sideThe other side of meInside, I tryTo make the pieces fit rightA jigsaw puzzle everywhere'Cause I flip the scriptSo many times I forgetWho's on stage, who's in the mirrorBack in the spotlightThe crowd is callingThe paparazzi and the fame(It can drive a girl insane)If you could seeThe other side of meI'm just like anybody else, can't you tellI hold the keyTo both realitiesThe girl that I want you to knowIf only I could showThe other side...the other sideI want you to seeThe other side...the other sideThe other side of meDown inside I'm not that differentLike everyone I have a dreamDon't wanna hide just wanna fit inSometimes it's harder than it seemsIf you could seeThe other side of meI'm just like anybody else, can't you tellI hold the keyTo both realitiesThe girl that I want you to knowIf you could seeThe other side of meI'm just like anybody else, can't you tellI hold the key (the key)To both realitiesThe girl that I want you to knowIf only I could show (yeah)The other side...the other sideI want you to see (yeah!)The other side...the other sideThe other side of meThe other side...the other sideI want you to seeThe other side. The other side of me!

I continued to sing and dance like a moron when something struck me on the back of my head. I woke up in a strange room, I saw several bodies all around me and one was right next to me. I screamed like the little girl I was and saw the same strange girl that tried to kill me "Who are you, what do you want with me?" I asked while wetting myself, she laughed and pulled out a sword, she walked closer to me and raised to the sword over her head and struck it over my head. I could feel the cold blade slip through my skull and drop through me neck. The blood poured out of my body and spilled onto the floor. I screamed in pain, the girl leaned over me and I felt her begin to suck my blood out of my body. The light went dim and I screamed.

THE END

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KUMI: HEEHEEHEE THAT WAS MY SISTER NICOLE PLZ R&R