Me: ... Uhh... Sorry about the late update... –dodgesvariousitemsfromreaders- Uhh... –laughssheepishly- I'm sorry?

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Me: Okay, OKAY! I'm writing as fast as I can! But first, a few words;

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Me: Eh-heh... Uhh, where to start. Umm.. I've somewhat polished my writing... And have added a crack-couple or two from a request. (Was it a request?) I thought I told you guys I have received a new imagination (Warning: Everybody run), so uhh... Watch out? I slapped myself when I attempted to write french. All you people have the right to bash me about that. I know I'm not very uhh... Good at this stuff. Bleh. ON WITH THE STORY!

Disclaimer: When I own Pokemon is when grumpigs and real pigs sprout wings and fly over to McDonald's (which I don't own) and start eating their fries.

Blue sat down; "Next," She tossed her camera to Green. Why? He was closer than Silver for one, and was also more skilled at catching objects. And, though it's hard to believe, the piece of junk made her cough up 300 dollars. If it broke, there was no turning back.

Green raised a brow.

Blue sighed, "Just hold on to it! Yeesh."

Green shrugged and put it in his pocket.

Crystal eyed everyone that was sitting in front of the candle, "Uhh, Red-san? The candle's burning out..." Crystal was always the most attentive one in the group.

Red blinked. Once. Twice. Then quickly took out a fresh orange candle, and lit it with the fire the candle had, "Thank you for telling me that, Crystal."

Said girl just nodded, and suddenly got an idea. She turned to a certain blonde, "... Truth or dare... Yellow?"

"Truth..."

"Do you like Red? If so, tell us how much you like him."

Yellow blushed. Coming from Crystal, she was surprised. Although, she knew her... Fondness of the League Champion wasn't very well hidden, "Uhh.. Umm... Yes... I do... And... Uhh... An 8..."

"Whoa, girl! An 8?! Are you serious?! Even I'm not that high!" another voice piped up, the owner of the voice shot up, with an 'I don't believe that' look.

Everyone stared at Blue, "Uhh.. Carry on..."

"Well.. Err... It kinda skyrocketed from a 6 to an 8 after I realized Red was carrying me in his arms when we were turned into the statues, and then transported to Hoenn..." Yellow mumbled to herself, so quiet that only the could hear. Yellow's blush turned deeper, while Crystal sighed.

Yellow is way too innocent to actually pass as an 18 year old. A certain thought ran across a certain catcher's mind.

"Alright, next."

"Silver?"

"Truth?"

"Umm... Are you...? Uhh... Do you like... Guys now?" While sometimes being somewhat evil, the little Healer was too innocent to ask a friend if he was... Gay.

Yup, way too innocent to pass as an 18-year-old. Crystal really couldn't believe that Yellow was older than her, even if it was only a year.

"... I guess I'm bi..." Someone cheered.

Emerald got up and elbowed Gold, "Guess you have a chance now, don't you?"

"..." Gold turned away, not saying anything. Although his pink face explained everything.

"Next."

"Emerald... Truth or dare?"

"Dare."

"Pick a person."

Emerald didn't like where this was going, "Platina."

"Kiss her," Silver smirked. He was waiting for this. This was revenge for what he said to Gold. And apparently, this was him going easy on the poor boy.

Emerald blinked once. Twice. Thrice. Platina just stared ahead, before they answered simultaneously.

"WHAT?!"

"I believe you heard me, loud and clear."

Emerald gulped. He never kissed a girl before. Reason? He was too busy taking care of his pokemon and battling to actually relax and go out on a date with a girl. And, only having contact with Sapphire, he hasn't really talked, hugged, let alone kissed the opposite sex. But with a female friend? That's asking a tad too much on his part.

Platina, on the other hand, has had first-hand experience with boys, having dealt with Diamond and Pearl, also having a couple of boyfriends in the past. Hey, she was cute and could be sweet at times. Diamond, a few gym leaders, some of the Dex holders, and even Pearl acknowledged that. How could she not have a boyfriend? Although she had a few boyfriends, she never kissed any of them. Nope, she only dated them for about 2 weeks each, always finding out that they were after power, money, and what she had behind her lipgloss. She was a Berlitz after all.

The two glared at Silver, and after a full 5 minutes of silence, Silver (reluctantly) gave in.

Silver put his hands up, an 'I surrender' gesture, "Alright, alright. No tongue action," then Gold nudged him, "But you still have to put your lips on hers."

"..." Emerald glanced at Platina, and noticed she was inwardly panicking. Slowly, he shuffled over to the indigo-haired female. Inspecting her carefully, he noticed that she was rather pretty. Too early to say beautiful, though. But with piercing, elegant eyes, cute little lips, indigo hair falling at the sides of her face, along with a petite body, she was really cute. Maybe even beautiful if she put make-up on. He was starting to accept the fact that they were (being forced) to kiss.

Emerald leaned closer. Platina could see a small blush come across his face.

Platina leaned in, pecked his lips, and smiled, making Emerald show a small smile on his lips. It was okay, and they were happy it was over. Even if it lasted a nanosecond, a kiss is still a kiss, right?

"... Next."

"Hey, has anybody noticed that the little couple and the manzai pair aren't here anymore?" People turned. The voice was right. Where are they? Sapphire, Ruby, Diamond, and Pearl weren't present.

"I can't eat anymore..."

The owner of the former voice perked up. He heard that! But, it was surprisingly close. He crawled over to the couch.

"... Green? What the hell are you doing?" Blue was quirking an eyebrow while she watched her crush search through his best friend's closet.

"Uhh... Green? Why are you in my closet?"

Green smiled at this, "You'll see."

Red raised an eyebrow, and continued to try to find where that voice was coming from. He looked behind all the remaining people, and behind the two couches. Finally looking underneath the couches mentioned earlier, he smiled at the sights. Underneath one couch, laid a Sapphire and Ruby, fingers and bodies intertwined, sleeping soundly.

Under the other couch, lay a sleeping Dia on top of a suffocating Pearl.

"I swear this kid weighs 180 pounds..." Red heard the blond mumble under his breath.

"I think I found the manzai pair and little couple, but let's leave them alone, okay?"

"Whatever. Blue?"

"Dare..."

Because Blue was a special occasion, her dares always had to be whispered into her ear. Emerald remembered this rule, and leaned in to tell her the dare.

"Aw, COME ON!"

Emerald grinned, "But you have to."

"Ugh. I know that, that's why I don't like it. How could I do that to someone that's not even 16 yet?!"

"Hey, a 13 year old kid got pregnant once. And they probably did it the old-fashioned way, you're just groping him."

Blue sighed, ""Silver, could you stand up?"

"Huh?"

"I said, could you please stand up?"

"Umm... Okay..."

Blue sighed again, "I hope you sleep with one eye open tonight."

Silver gave her a questioning look.

"... That was to Emerald."

"..."

Blue went behind him, and put her hands on his rather broad shoulders. Looking at him, her eyes narrowed into a sexy look. Blue blew in his ear, "Silver..." was slightly heard. Her hands slowly, very slowly moved from his shoulders, to his arms, and to his waist.

Silver's face was a bright pink.

Sliding even slower, she laid one of her hands on his hips. Moving the other hand to the other hip, she slid the hand right on top of his... Pride (1) The other hand on his ass, and squeezed.

At this time, Silver had a very, very, very red blush on his entire face. When Blue squeezed, he let out a little yelp, and Blue sighed. She really couldn't enjoy this. Especially with a 15-year-old.

"It's over now."

Sitting down, the redhead shifted, attempting to get himself comfortable.

"Next."

"Yellow."

"Uhh... Dare..."

Blue scowled, "Ugh, too bad... Umm... 7 minutes in Heaven."

Yellow tried to protest, "But-"

Blue glared. First she ruins her best ever truth, and next, she complains about it.

Calm down Blue, calm down. You're getting a bit too grumpy.

Blue sighed, "Fine. Five minutes in heaven," Blue started to drag Red and Yellow to the closet Green cleaned out. She locked the door (don't ask how) and walked back. She took out a timer and put it to 5 minutes, and then took out the bottle that was previously used, and spun it, "Whoever gets hit can continue."

Moans were suddenly heard. Three people froze. They were coming from one of the couches and the closet.

"I don't want to know..." Crystal closed her eyes and raised her hands.

And then the bottle stopped at Gold.

"Blue."

"Truth."

"Fire in a barn; I say three people. First one you pick; you rescue him/her and the person's safe. No injuries or anything. Second person; injured a little. Third person;" Gold's voice turned extremely serious, "Dead," His voice reverted back, "Of course, it won't happen for real..."

Blue shivered, "O-Okay."

"Emerald. Red. Green."

Blue breathed in, quickly pronouncing the words, "Green. Red. Emerald."

"Next."

"Sapphire! I know this is a bad time, but truth or dare?!"

"Shut up!"

DING DONG.

"RED?!"

"Is that..." Green blinked, "Gramps?"

"Of all of the... I'll be back." Five minutes had passed, of course, and Blue already had the door unlocked... Or did she?

Everyone simultaneously nodded.

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"Ah, Red. I need you and the rest of the gang to do me a small favor..."

"PIKA! PIKA!!!"

"PIKA! PIKACHUCHU!" Two little yellow creatures jumped up and down, obviously angry.

The professor scratched his head, "And your pokémon are rather anxious to see you again. Especially your pikachu."

Red sighed, "Pika, ChuChu, come with me..."

I'm really sorry about the 3 month delay, but I had no... Ideas up my sleeve. But, this seems like a really bad idea...

And that's the end of that. I couldn't just leave this hanging! That'd be extremely awful! And anyways, I'm done. It's the end. The end came out crappy, but it's better than having it dropped, right? I did this to release my inner stress (And that I wanted to see if I could portray the characters' personalities well enough. Well, this one was a failure from the start.) I don't know about you guys, but I'm REALLY sorry about updating so late. I can take requests, since I'm almost done with my rewrite. But, after seeing my work, I can almost be assured that no one is going to request anything. Oh well. Less work for me! I think this author's note is getting a bit long, so see you in a bit!