521 Ways for an Olympian to Die

Okay, so this is the deal: I am going to attempt to write 521 ways an Olympian can die. It may take a while, but hopefully I'll get there. I will need whoever is out there to give me ideas for my next death. It can be funny, morbid, or just plain weird; I just need some help.

#1

Percy was extremely bored one day and decided to surf the web. He googled "what to do when you're bored" and got some results. For whatever reason, the number one time killer was WoW or World of Warcraft. Percy decided to give it a try. He went to the website and got a 14-day trial. It was only a trial it couldn't hurt right?

14 days later….

Percy was a vegetable. A DEAD vegetable.

Dun dun dun……

This was a quick one. The stories don't all need to be stupid. Also, they don't need to be long either. That was only 1 out of the 521 I need to write.