AN: The only reason why I didn't write any more stories was because my computer had to get fix. So now I can write my stories.
"Hey guys you ever wanted to know how it would be if we were ninja's", Neji asked.
"Yeah", they said.
"Well let's imagine", Ino said.
They all closed their eyes really tight.
All of a sudden they found their self in a room.
"What the heck man", Shikamaru said a little freak out.
"What the heck are we Ino", Sakura yelled.
"I don't know", Ino said.
Sasuke hiss. "Ino is a witch", he said.
"Burn the witch", Naruto said.
"Yeah", they all said.
"Wait a minute I wasn't even in this part", Pain and the rest of the Akatsuki said.
"And how do you know", Hinata said.
"It's in this manga", Hidan said showing them.
"I have a manga base on me", Naruto said smiling.
"It's about everybody", Itachi said.
"So", Naruto said.
"Anyway let's go guys this darkness is giving me the creeps", Pain said flying away.
"How did we get to see in the dark and why does pain have pain fairy wings", Sakura said.
"I ask myself that", pain said with the rest of the Akatsuki on his back.
"Seriously how can we see in the dark", Sakura ask annoyed.
"Girl it ain't dark in here, take of the you can see when it's dark but actually its bright that's just how stupid you are for buying these glasses", Sasuke said.
"Oh", Sakura said taking off the glasses.
"Is that even a brand or you talking stupid again Sasuke cause seriously I did not understand that", Temari said.
"Yeah it is... me and pain got one", Sakura said holding the magazine so they can see it.
"Okay…. Neji said.
"Welcome to the chunin exams", Sadamine said.
"Hey look its Sadamine", Naruto said
"Well let the battles begin", he said.
Sasuke and for some reason Akamaru was on the play field.
"What is Akamaru doing here", Kiba asked.
"I'm here to kill you Sasuke", the dog said.
"What the… was all Sasuke said before Akamaru slap him with his dog hands.
Sasuke fell to the floor.
"When since Akamaru can talk", the wondered.
Sasuke started crawling for his life.
Akamaru followed slowly behind.
"Please stay away", Sasuke said whimpering.
Akamaru jump on Sasuke and started slapping and calling him all kinds of name.
"You know I always hated you right", Akamaru said spitting on Sasuke.
"For what", Sasuke said trying to cover the bruises on his face.
"I don't know I just hate you", Akamaru said doing number two on Sasuke face.
"That should heal up the cuts", Akamaru said leaving.
"Sasuke started rolling on the floor.
"It burns", he said.
"I know", Akamaru voice said echoing through the building.
"Winner is Akamaru.
Sasuke was escorted were Naruto and the gang were.
"Next is Sakura Vs Bunny"!
"Ha this should be easy", she said walking down the stairs.
"Oh please girlfriend I'll beat what one ear behind my back", the bunny said.
"Please", Sakura said.
"Fight….
Sakura grab the bunny by her ears and swing her around.
"Girlfriend my ears", the bunny screamed.
Sakura started laughing.
"Crazy physco path ", Naruto said.
Sakura let go of the bunny and she splattered all over the wall.
Sakura started laughing.
Everybody sweat drop.
"Okay winner is Sakura", the speaker said with a sweat drop on the back of his head.
"Naruto Vs Santa Claus"
"What the Santa real…
"Ho ho ho I'm going to get jolly all over you're….
To be continued….